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MU aka "Made Up"

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Ahh, but is he always wrong or always lying?

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Not to worry, Dr. Fauci's probability of contradicting himself always approaches 1 as the length of time since the original statement grows. Ask the bad kitty to explain the math. :)

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Doesn't he always say that first thing? And then soon after he says that caca is getting ready to hit the fan? I'm starting to wonder if "not immediate threat" is his secret code to "journalists" to start making caca up really fast.

Gatito Bueno, do you have have kitty litter to share with Fauci? I think he needs some.

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We are all keeping a close eye on you Mr. Fauci. It would be a terrible tragedy if some awful fate was to befall you. What would we do? How would we survive without you?

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They really have to stop skipping variants, how the heck do they expect us to learn the entire Greek alphabet if they keep jumping ahead??

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mu is the symbol for 1/1000?

they skipped lambda bc it is a math "term" and numbers do not affect covidians!

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Look. Look... Now that the slide is greased, or the sheep are primed, or the glove is fitting nice and tightly--pick your metaphor--there is no way that losers like Shaman Fauci will not use relentless additional scariants, on behalf of the guys paying for his vacation home(s). Saying it is no threat "at this time" is *classic* bait and switch. Triple masking, additional boosters administered via suppository, and passports to move around in your own home might be on the horizon, if we are lucky! Save us!

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But non-MD nutritionist and diarrhea specialist Fiegl-ding is ALWAYS ALWAYS wrong, and he is panic-porning Mu. So take comfort!

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Meaning it's probably already here and it'll be used to explain-blame any post Labor Day holiday spike in "cases" on people traveling and acting human for a second.

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The little prick and his minions are always priming us for the next disaster.

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Such a comfort to know that Pouchy is keeping a close eye on this variant. Or was this the flip which will lead to the flop? Tune in next week . . .

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Didn't he just say we should all get double (triple) jabbed or 100,000 people could die before the end of the year?

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Yet we are masking, testing, and quarantining like it’s the deadliest thing in the world! Oh and don’t forget force vaccinating!

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Muuuuuuuuu

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My Greek is coming back

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He actually has no choice but to deny it is a risk given what the people who claimed to have found it said about it. If Fauci had sounded the alarms on this vaccine resistant variant, it would have undercut the push for getting vaccinated. For Fauci, this was being caught between a rock and a hard place.

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It might be helpful if he would opine on the future of our economy or stock market.

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I know. Kind of gave me flashbacks too.

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