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Ramon Ramirez's avatar

MU aka "Made Up"

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Frab's avatar

Ahh, but is he always wrong or always lying?

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PaddyNC's avatar

Yes

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Dooglio's avatar

Both.

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Wesley Hoyle's avatar

Not to worry, Dr. Fauci's probability of contradicting himself always approaches 1 as the length of time since the original statement grows. Ask the bad kitty to explain the math. :)

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Sophia's avatar

Doesn't he always say that first thing? And then soon after he says that caca is getting ready to hit the fan? I'm starting to wonder if "not immediate threat" is his secret code to "journalists" to start making caca up really fast.

Gatito Bueno, do you have have kitty litter to share with Fauci? I think he needs some.

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gatito bueno's avatar

excuse me miss sophia, but i think that maybe that is not really necessary.

he seems to just use his pants.

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Sophia's avatar

Tee hee.

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norstadt's avatar

They have to wait until after Newsom's recall election before cranking it up.

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Publius's avatar

I am certain the MU variant will begin a HUGE "CAT"astophic surge come November 9.

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Randy's Substack Subscription's avatar

Publius - it's just a joke that little kitty started. He didn't spell "mew" right though I'm sure that was on purpose. Little kitty is just about as smart as big kitty. Trouble is, good ol' doc Fauci and his minions will pick this right up and amplify it.

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micah6vs8's avatar

We are all keeping a close eye on you Mr. Fauci. It would be a terrible tragedy if some awful fate was to befall you. What would we do? How would we survive without you?

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Jess's avatar

They really have to stop skipping variants, how the heck do they expect us to learn the entire Greek alphabet if they keep jumping ahead??

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Ed's avatar

mu is the symbol for 1/1000?

they skipped lambda bc it is a math "term" and numbers do not affect covidians!

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TexBat's avatar

Lambda is the Peruvian variant I guess not scary enough

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cmpalmer75's avatar

The Lambda variant arose in Peru in August 2020. I think it isn't transmissible enough to use for fear mongering.

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The Wiltster's avatar

Look. Look... Now that the slide is greased, or the sheep are primed, or the glove is fitting nice and tightly--pick your metaphor--there is no way that losers like Shaman Fauci will not use relentless additional scariants, on behalf of the guys paying for his vacation home(s). Saying it is no threat "at this time" is *classic* bait and switch. Triple masking, additional boosters administered via suppository, and passports to move around in your own home might be on the horizon, if we are lucky! Save us!

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Paulette Altmaier's avatar

But non-MD nutritionist and diarrhea specialist Fiegl-ding is ALWAYS ALWAYS wrong, and he is panic-porning Mu. So take comfort!

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Meaning it's probably already here and it'll be used to explain-blame any post Labor Day holiday spike in "cases" on people traveling and acting human for a second.

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Argos's avatar

The little prick and his minions are always priming us for the next disaster.

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Lyn's avatar

Such a comfort to know that Pouchy is keeping a close eye on this variant. Or was this the flip which will lead to the flop? Tune in next week . . .

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cmpalmer75's avatar

Didn't he just say we should all get double (triple) jabbed or 100,000 people could die before the end of the year?

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Ddoc's avatar

Yet we are masking, testing, and quarantining like it’s the deadliest thing in the world! Oh and don’t forget force vaccinating!

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TexBat's avatar

Muuuuuuuuu

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Stephen Simac's avatar

My Greek is coming back

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Yancey Ward's avatar

He actually has no choice but to deny it is a risk given what the people who claimed to have found it said about it. If Fauci had sounded the alarms on this vaccine resistant variant, it would have undercut the push for getting vaccinated. For Fauci, this was being caught between a rock and a hard place.

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David Van Dam's avatar

It might be helpful if he would opine on the future of our economy or stock market.

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Lillia Gajewski's avatar

I know. Kind of gave me flashbacks too.

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