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Bloomberg is making a push to win the Pulitzer. Other headlines include “no one knows why inflation is high” and “why inflation is good for you”.

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"Inflation is causing a massive spike in all-cause mortality. Fortunately the deaths are mild. And here's why that's a good thing".

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“Funeral homes have never been a better investment, and are set to outperform the market as a whole.”

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Revenues up 40% in 2021!

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I appreciate this sounds very dark, but your comment inspired me to "invent" a crypto based on death rates. As in, it "mines" new coins based on deaths.

It turns out that, whilst it is almost impossible to come up with an original idea, DEATH coin does exist, just not in the way I envisioned it.

Fortunately, it seems that there is no crypto called "DIE" as of yet, so I may just run with that.

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Oh but there is; it’s just spelled a bit different but pronounced the same. Dai!

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... maybe one that you CAN take with you to the next dimension... as they say with physical, currencies, ‘you can’t take it with you’...

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People are dying to get in!

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"Depopulation is good for you. Here's why"

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"You're gonna die eventually anyway, so sooner better than later."

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Have you gotten your booster shot yet?

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Cassandra!!! Don't you work for Bloomberg?

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Hahahhahhahahahahaha!

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Hey "baboon", have you met Cassandra? You 2 seem to have a lot in common.

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I was making fun of that post via satire...it's been on my list of things to do for a while. If I missed your point I apologise.

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Reply to baboon.

Inflation is good for you, if you ignore the spike in all-cause mortality.

And Fortunately “ the deaths are mild “

It’s Hard to beat that ironic juxtaposition of crackpot ( albeit tongue in cheek) concepts.

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TBH I may just have a future as a "journalist" by the looks of things. :)

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I agree. Well said

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And if inflation is boosted, the deaths will be less serious.

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"5 reasons why the shock of going to school without a mask will give your child a heart attack."

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"Pfizer announces new anti-heart attack drug 'Maskerolozone' for kids. The grape flavour is delicious!"

Brought to you by Pfizer

Warning: Maskerolozone may cause anime seizures, spontaneous human combustion, bicycle face, halitosis, overactive bladder trauma, drapetomania, absinthism, wind turbine syndrome, heart attacks and death.

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What no autism? Sign my kid up.

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And don’t forget the dreaded Uromycetis!

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A new study suggests that Maskerolozone can cause blinding, nightmarish diarrhea and sexual harassment, and this is why it's good for you!

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Tony Podesta approves of this message.

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Feb 13, 2022·edited Feb 13, 2022

Inflation is caused by Winter Vagina and White Privilege. C'mon, man... it's Science.

(Winter Vagina is actually a thing that the Blue Cheka has tried to get women to think is real. Come to think of it, literally exactly the same is true for White Privilege).

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My insider source at the Fed says that due to Climate Change, the money printing machine heated up too much and is now out of control.

Please don't tell anyone or the global economy will explode.

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There’s actually an article out there about crypto and how mining crypto is killing the environment.

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Of course it is, unlike those virtuous electric vehicles that run on fairy dust and happy thoughts rather than cobalt and child labor.

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Don’t forget the coal burning electricity plants!

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Stalinist believe electricity starts at the plug. Or in Biden’s case, you can drive all the way across the country on one tank of gas. How anyone takes that dementia riddled, Biden seriously, is beyond me. Now don’t get me wrong, my dad had dementia but I didn’t push him to run for president. I hope Jill’s greed was worth it to her.

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Authored by that idiot AOC no doubt.

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Mum’s the word.

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White MALE Privilege is the cause of Winter Vagina!

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White MALE Privilege is the cause of Winter Vagina! - Experts say

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The Science is settled on this matter.

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A panel of health experts report White Male Privilege to be the leading cause of Winter Vagina.

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It's true, just ask Trudeau's wife!

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What?! Link please. I don't want to google that.

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This "article" basically sums up the satire in this thread:

CHILLING TRUTH Cold weather can cause ‘winter vagina’ – and it’s bad news for your sex life

WINTER is coming, and with it a chilling warning.

It turns out "winter vagina" could be a thing, according to one expert.

https://www.the-sun.com/health/4078685/winter-vagina-cold-weather-ruin-sex-life/

It get's better though, a deboonker has entered the chat:

But other experts disagree. Dr Jen Gunter has rubbished ideas that weather changes can affect a lady's private parts - debunking the idea that "summer vaginas" are a thing.

How anyone takes legacy media seriously I have no idea.

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LOL!!! That is comedy gold 😂😂😂

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No wonder I get randy when I see palm trees.

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From Seinfeld

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Shit my vagina didn’t get the memo. 🤪 how anyone can take those clowns seriously. No clue.

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Only their clown fan base takes these clowns seriously.

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Well I think the hope is to be able to really spur a fairly quick subject change when the topic of anginas comes up.

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Bloomberg is such a tool

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They are a lock, imo; after all, "The 1619 Project' just won and we all know what a moronic effort that was. Pulitzer will love the Bloomberg article, and reward it properly.

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Omg do these people really think we believe them? What would anyone read this cr@p?

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Apparently women who have a need to be afraid, you know, Karens.

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‘Honey not today. I have winter vagina.’ <—- maybe pfizer can make a vagina anti depressant? Maybe mRNA based?

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Call it a vaccine and it'll get government subsidies...

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Sounds like you might have Long-haul Winter Vagina.

You might need a quarterly subscription to Pfizer's Vag-o-Vax.

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Hahahaha

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Give the truckers the Nobel peace prize. They deserve it.

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Even though it has spread to other countries, which is an incontrovertible indication that it is an objectively good thing, there still has to result in something positive, though. Canadians still do not have the human rights they ask for from the Federal Government.

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They have the rights, just not the freedom to exercise them. They'll have to change the government to get that freedom.

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When Bill Maher compares Trudeau to Hitler, you know he's on the way out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWU8Bi8FqQg&feature=emb_logo

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I hope they get started on that reaaaaaal soon.

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Got it.

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They have the rights. Problem is the past decade or more of surreptitious corruption of our politicians & legal system by the Davos Psychopath club, so now we find throughout the Western world our politicians just ignore the law, could care less about the constitution, judges won't do anything, the prosecutors won't prosecute unless it is the political opposition in which case they will leave no stone unturned in their zeal to find any minor offense to prosecute to the limit.

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good summary

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No, but other countries do because of the truckers.

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They have brought some changes, and inspired others, and they are patient

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Part of the problem... (Creator granted) Rights are never asked for. We have all been conditioned to ask govt for our rights, and when this happens, they are no longer rights, rather, privileges - which can be taken arbitrarily and without reason. Anything licensed is a (govt granted) privilege - you've heard the phrase 'privilege to drive', for example. Whereas our ability to travel the highways and byways are our rights, unencumbered and without permission. Registration... You're basically placing that which you register into the hands and ownership of whatever entity you register it with. Cars, guns, voting... All corporate govt entities that you willing surrendered your rights to, under the false beLIEf that this is how you have to operate. It is a mindf_ck, for sure. A free people have rights which end where someone else's rights begin, and these are simple - our Declaration of Independence, Ten Commandments (similar in all Abrahamic religions) are what draws the line between my freedoms and yours. Thou shalt not kill, etc. Victimless crimes do not exist for free people, and as such, is supported by our American common law, which has been shelved and awaiting reboot. I could write a book at this point, I swear. What is needed... Stop f'n whining about the scraps of freedom the govt gives us, an illusion subject to their whims and UCC rules that change more than time itself, and start actually stepping away from the merry-go-round and declaring your status as a living man or woman. Indeed, there are many paths towards doing this, DOYR, and if you want a good place to start, one that is mapped out and ready, go here and locate your state coordinator and email them your questions. If you think supporting one side of the uniparty system over the other actually gets you anywhere, we're in 2022 now, how far have we truly come? Our govt was overall better the more you turn the historical dial of time backwards. Why? Why can DC hold these people in prison who entered the Capitol... without due process? Why can they seemingly get away with anything they want, trampling what you beLIEve to be your constitutional rights? Why is sh!t so upside and bass ackwards? Why are you still playing in their corporate jurisdiction, sea based admiralty law system as a 14th Amendment slave? Why do you pay federal income tax, are you a federal employee? Stop being the victim, stop passing the buck, start down the path of self-governance, declare your political status and join the living (vs dead and lost at sea), and let's reboot our real we the people govt, waiting for you to join and repopulate. It is really, at it's basic level, truly this simple. And then ALL of this BS ends, and all of we the people will flourish and we can end this elite political system of corrupt crooks posing as govt officials.

Watch this: (they are both kind souls, try not to judge based on looks, rather, on their truths)

https://www.obelievers.com/videos/reclaiming-your-freedom-and-your-country-as-american-state-national-juli/

Then go here:

https://tasa.americanstatenationals.org

It takes only thousands of us to take this path, and by the end of 2022, we'd be freer than we ever dreamed we could be.

Stop fearing your (corp) govt, start running it.

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I grew up in the middle of Martin Luther King’s nonviolent civil rights campaign. His speeches and sermons were read aloud at my house. The videos of the truckers home-spun wisdom are the first things that I’ve ever seen since the 60’s that reminds me of MLK’s world-changing campaign.

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Wow, that’s amazing.❤️

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I keep thinking of Bon Dylan, Joan Baez, Pete Seeger, how they came to the civil rights rallies, and marched with the people. Wondering who will show up in Canada for our freedom fighters there

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Haven’t some Canadian singers already showed up? Remember that the people you mention weren’t as famous in the 60s. This brought them to national attention.

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Thanks for that reality check, I wasnt born yet and never thought about it. Clearly joni Mitchell and Neil young are not there!!! Who is?

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You should find out. I’m still listening to the Beatles, the Allman Brothers, and Jim Croce. As they say, the good die young.

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And Time Magazine should honor them as "people of the year."

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That’s a possibility, since it only means significant people, not necessarily those the elites approve of. Though it usually is.

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Just comply, Justin! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

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The demonstrators are providing you with choice, Justin, and it is a choice you can not escape. What you choose is up to you. No matter what you choose, there will be consequences of some kind. Big boy pants, TRUDY, big boy pants.

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You gotta be a big boy to fit into those pants. Better to give him a diaper, he’ll be needing one.

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I see him pacing back and forth, sweating, crying, temper tantruming, pulling at his flowing sweaty locks, begging Master Schwab for just one more day to get the rats under control…I can SEE it but I can also FEEL the power in the people. We are done with him and pumped for a new future! TRUCK ON MOTHER F….A!!!

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Never has been clearer that we're surrounded by morons, authoritarians and obfuscators of truth.

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Feb 12, 2022·edited Feb 12, 2022

No one is certain? I’m pretty certain it’s about the vaccine mandate. End the mandate, end the protest.

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Feb 13, 2022·edited Feb 13, 2022

The truckers in Alberta that are blocking the border in Couts gave a list of demands. Of course it started with the vaccine mandates but even included getting rid of those stupid arrows on the floor of supermarket aisles! Haha. I'm in LA County and even we got rid of those last summer. Bottom line, things go back to normal. No more emergency decrees, WEF stealth initiatives, closing churches, discrimination, or catering to the hypochondriac neurotics. Nothing, it all stops.

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Feb 14, 2022·edited Feb 14, 2022

New York State still has those incredibly stupid arrows. I was actually told by a fellow shopper to obey the arrows once.

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And *get rid of emergency powers!* at this point lifting the mandates and leaving emergency powers in place leaves the Davos Party in power.

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My favorite was when Justin threatened the truckers with losing their jobs over their protests against losing their jobs.

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And when the Ottawa mayor whined that restaurants were closed and people in the area didn't want to leave their apartments for a week....

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And when he Actually named bouncy castles in his plea for a state of emergency

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Like button doesn't work. All too true comments above.

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Me too

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Me, too.

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They closed the restaurants. The restaurants didn't want to close.

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Exactly what Banksters like Mark Carney are threatening. A forewarning to what is in our future if we don't stop this now. With their digital ID, morphed from the vaccine passports, & their digital currency, if you are disobedient they will just cancel your ability to travel or even to buy food.

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Yes. If you are vaccinated and go along with the QR code game because you want the goodies then you are complicit. Take the vax if you are so inclined but refuse to comply with showing your papers.

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But most people only get vaxxed to specifically show their papers. This has nothing to do with health. But I want to see a broadway show waaaa!

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Or just to keep your job or in Canada just to be able to board a plane or train and it is a long distance between cities in Canada. Fascism is coming for us. But I don't know what will happen when they can't bury the escalating vaccine injuries & deaths. Although they are trying by pushing narratives about COVAIDS & an astounding number of heart attack risk factors.

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There will always be scoundrels who have not vaxxed. Today TRUDY says 90 percent complied and implies that the 10 percent are rotters who defy the 90 percent. It is misrepresentation, natch. Probably most of the people protesting are double-jabbed and just not happy to give government a blank check to do whatever it wants anymore. So, if the fascists somehow win, they will rely on the narrative of the perpetual underclass of rotters who will be held responsible for the continued pandemic upon pandemic. You know how today the typical person will be compassionate toward a homeless individual on the sidewalk or in a doorway? Then there are those who are scornful and call the police to clear out the riff raff? Well they do plan to ostracize the unvaxed, to make them unemployable, to impoverish them, and to turn them out of ordinary society. They will have no compassion and will turn away from the scoundrels, the rotters, the riff raff, the source of society's woes. And the government will not stop with the unvaxed, of course, for there will be climate change deniers and religious wackos and other deplorables on the fringes of the fringe of the edge of the cliff. Maybe there will some room for us living on the landfills sorting out the plastic for recycling, I dunno.

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Keep seeing that this is the endgame, the Covid Panic a convenient excuse for the "Emergency." The Chinese Social Credit System is the template.

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They've already admitted it. But there will be at least two more phases. Cyberattacks/internet emergency which they will use to justify extreme internet censorship & limitations (i.e. no international capability except for elites) and of course the climate change emergency/lockdowns. Possibly a major war thrown in, like in Ukraine or Taiwan. Lookup Archbishop Carlo Vigano, he seems to have inside information of what they are up to.

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Truckers: We want …

Bloomberg: No one knows what they want

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Truckers: we want freedom. Media: so what you're saying is, white supremacy?!

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😂

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Rita Skeeters all. Quick quotes quills are the wave of the future!

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The government knows what to do, but their interests are preventing them from selling out their handlers. The convoys are gaining support worldwide every day and will keep growing.

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True, the government cannot control them

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I spelled it all out for him in my letter (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/letter-to-justin-trudeau), but I don't think he's read it yet 😉 I even gave him costume ideas.

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Narcissists don't take suggestions very well - "Narcissists are preoccupied with managing their self-esteem, image, appearance, and social rank. They see the world and themselves in terms of hierarchical status, where they’re superior and others are inferior. In their mind, their presumed superiority entitles them to special privileges that others don’t deserve." - That's Justin, Macron, Schwab, the rest of them... source: https://www.differentbrains.org/tactics-narcissists-use-to-gain-self-esteem-power/

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I would say that Trudeau has to ask his handlers from the Davos Club for instructions on how to make any major decision.

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Indubitably. He seems stuck on the same script, so they may be blanking him and letting him fend for himself. If only ;-)

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No, he appears to be listening to Joe Biden.

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Then we're all doomed 😬

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On second thought, that might give us an enormous advantage …

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Now the Substack view button will not work for me. I assume, Margaret, you are replying to my comment about Biden advising Trudeau.

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It sure seems that way, doesn't it? His actions take so long to unfold, almost as though several people or even more must first weigh in.

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Like...button not working!

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I found that the button will work if you first like the comment to the above, left. But when there’s a succession of comments three layers thick to the left, it’s hard to figure out which comment is the magic comment that you need to like first.

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agree

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They need to appeal to his vanity.

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That’s what I tried to do in my letter! I appealed to his narcissism, self-interest, and survival instincts—basically the kitchen sink.

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but you're not klaus. why should he listen to you?

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😆 True-d’oh ;-) Something tells me Klaus wouldn’t hesitate to feed him to the wolves. He’s probably already cut his losses.

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Good one; I sent a letter, too. Not quite as detailed. I hope Canadians flood his inbox with mail.

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He is not nearly as bright as his dear papa and even more authoritarian, God forbid.

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you mean papa fidel?

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I had a good laugh the other day when on "The Five" they called him an elite cupcake.

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Indeed. :-)

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This has to be satire, no one is this stupid, right? Right?

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They're 'journalists,' remember? They certainly ARE that stupid. (Writing as an ex-journalist).

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That’s why I left the profession back in 2006…. For finance.

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It is so sad. I was censored from writing about the NRA back in the early 2000s -- about how their instructors train military instructors (well, they did at the time), they train police shooting instructors, they conduct the Camp Perry shooting championships, they teach hunter ed, and they teach shooting self-defense. But I wasn't allowed to write any of that because the newspaper for which I worked hated the NRA with a passion and so no good could be associated with the organization.

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Isn’t that funny since the NRA like the ACLU before it, is morphing into a leftist organization?

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We wish. I’m literally thinking at this point my kids should avoid college. It’s expensive brain wash that teaches group think and stupidity at this point. It ain’t what it used to be. Journalists and scientists and all… in name only.

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The contrast between the clear thinking truckers and the clueless college grads is striking.

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Yeah same! Which is crazy for us to say.

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You've nailed it.

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What could it be... what could it be....

Freedom?

Nah. Couldn't be that.

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I’ve had enough of Big Media, Big Tech, Big Government, Big Pharma, Big Medicine and Big College.

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The NY Times had a story about the protests with a similar observation in the article- "Officials are baffled at how to get the protests to end". It's like reading The Onion.

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NYT abs co has been the onion for a while now 😝

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True story! I do know what it would take to end the protest!

If I didn’t though I would just fall back on my literacy and read all those signs they’re holding up

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Dying. Substack comments are the best.

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What Bloomberg is REALLY getting at: Nobody is certain what AUTHORITARIAN MEASURES it will take to to get the Canadian truckers to end their protest.

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Well the threat of $100,000 fines, 1 year in jail and seizure of vehicles announced Friday didn’t seem to work!!!

Fuck you Doug Ford! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🚛🚛🇨🇦🇨🇦 Parties will continue until freedom is restored.

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Ford looks like a Hollywood Mafia mob boss.

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I thought exactly the same thing. Give him a dark wig and he looks Sicilian.

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I will take the category “Admit You’re Wrong “, for $500

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End the illegitimate state of emergency and related illegal mandates?

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Wow.

... look over there! Is that a squirrel?

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i think it's a goose. the canadian variety.

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Where??!

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No one knows why people are dropping dead of heart attacks either

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Not true. Everybody knows it's from winter vagina.

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I seriously laughed out loud when I read the Bloomberg headline. It's like a headline out of The Onion or some other satirical site.

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Bottom line….which if needs to come. Get rid of genocidal dictators governing.

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Justin gave it some deep thought and came up with WWDD --- What Would Dad Do. He is now busy planning vigilante groups that will be called Committees for the Defense of the Revolution. Free cigars for all committee members as well as Viva Justin tee shirts.

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TEACHER, TEACHER!! Pick me! I know this one!!

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Maybe Castreau should ask them.

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We can't all be truckers but we can start using our financial clout, because everything depends on it. They're just warming up the seven-league jackboots.

One day without texting. One day without an ATM withdrawal. If you can't withdraw from FB, one day without sharing anything.

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Make personal, non-fb-mediated connection with your fb friends - call them on the phone, whatever. Then dump fb, because fb is psychological manipulation and intelligence gathering...

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I've never had FB. I resisted Twitter until they stopped allowing non-members to read public posts and threads (quite recently; I found this Substack because of reading Twitter). I have no Instagram etc. My non-smartphone is for emergency use only if there's a zombie attack while I'm doing my grocery shopping. I've never texted. My bank is a regional community bank. (And in my former home state I'd used a credit union for 20 years.) I use a local large thrift store for most of my purchases.

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You can read Twitter without any login on nitter.net

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I appreciate your tip. But I have realized that one can use an evil entity for one's own purposes too. I did find our Favorite Felid and other essential Substacks through reading the Schmucky Shrike, and am preparing to launch my own Substack, so at least I can announce that to the, like, five people I know...

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which thrift store?

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Listen in NH. Or as I call it, the House of Joy. Christmas every day.

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Facebook lost billions because they lost 1 million users in a month. Imagine the damage we could do to it if we picked a day and had millions more delete their pages in one day.

Anyone know how to get a hold of the guy that Zuckerberg screwed over when building Facebook?

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They don't need to do it on the same day, but over the course of a month or so. And have them download their accounts and contacts first, then make real life contacts with the people they want to stay in touch with via email or phone... then shitcan the account. Facebook's capital is people, and they abuse and monetize people as much as they can.

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If you can't withdraw from fb for one day, I suggest you need intensive psychiatric care

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Whenever I inadvertently stumble upon fb I feel I likely need intensive psychiatric care

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One day without amazon. One day without anything made in China

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I've been writing my local level elected officials.

I'm not a trucker, I'm not joining any convoys.

I am a voter. I vote .

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I'm game! We'd all need to do it on the same day(s) though, to really be impactful. Any plans in the works to make it happen?

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I haven't gotten that far yet and this is my against-the-jackboot community right here. If our Favorite Felid gave the word, say...(note that I do none of the above anyway--no texting, no FB, no ATM withdrawals so I guess I'm already a Permanent Action Committee...)

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Feb 13, 2022·edited Feb 13, 2022

I so enjoy the bad kitty’s posts, but I enjoy the comments of all the intelligent and witty followers as much or more. Thanks for giving me several good laughs today.

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Wow. It's like they didn't make a very clear and reasonable demand that can easily be met. weird.

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Omg, I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this or my wall would have been sprayed with it.

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Trudeau has spent his entire life in a fog of perfect entitlement. If any variable had been any different, if he hadn’t been the child of such parents, if he hadn’t been born good looking, if he had been a little smarter, he wouldn’t be what he is. But he is - he’s a classic narcissist, the flawless clueless dictator, utterly convinced of his own superiority and his absolute right-to-rule. He’s the poster boy for the neo-aristocrats.

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This Babylon Bee (satire) article is great. They managed to get in a great description of Trudeau:

"Intelligence experts confirmed that Canadians are facing unprecedented political and religious persecution. They also confirmed early intelligence reports that indicated Trudeau is a "sad, scared little girly man who has to oppress working people to feel like a big boy."

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-border-overwhelmed-by-refugees-trying-to-escape-canada

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If he had waited for his brother before skiing that day...

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I disagree he was born good looking. kinda weird looking.

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Justin is done, let’s hope Carey does not step in. We had just about enough of him and his wife in the UK.

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Glad to see the Truckers stand firm. Bloomberg refuses to acknowledge the obvious. Pathetic...

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Jr is like, my dad didn't have these issues 🤔🤔

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I’m pretty sure everyone is certain what it will take since they were literally told.

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It's the "Nah-nah-nah I can't hear you" that is the problem

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Maybe people are tired of being lied to and would like their freedom back. That wasn’t hard to figure out, was it

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I'm not positive either but I've narrowed it down to one of these 3 things

You ask them nicely

You call all of their Moms and report what's going on with their son or daughter

You give them their freedoms back

I'm just gonna think some more and i'll come up with the right choice.

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Oh fuck Bloomberg, the paper and the man. Both fascists

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IT’S A TIMELESS MYSTERY, BEYOND THE KEN OF MORTAL MAN OR KITTEN.

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Perhaps future historians will call our time The Age of Obtusity.

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"I'll take Captain Obvious for 200, Mr. Trebek."

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Maybe if Trudeau just throws a bigger tantrum?

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No one knows, eh?

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Just a big mystery!

Make sure kitty gets some treats and pets for me, please :)

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Bloomin' (berg) idiots.

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Dude! You gotta link the actual tweet - so we can tell them! I looked for this one, could not locate it.

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Maybe they took it down in humiliation. Nah, they'd never be that self aware.

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Just end the CRIMINAL Mandates

A Pandemic of Deceit

Where Is The Pandemic? According To The BC Government Records Hospitalizations and ICU admissions in BC During the Covid-19 Pandemic Did Not Increase Compared to the Previous Years

https://lionessofjudah.substack.com/p/where-is-the-pandemic-according-to

Scientists: It is Imperative That Worldwide Administration Of The mRNA Vaccinations Be Stopped Immediately

https://lionessofjudah.substack.com/p/scientists-it-is-imperative-that

Mass Murder by a Medical System that has Lost Its Direction and Soul

https://lionessofjudah.substack.com/p/mass-murder-by-a-medical-system-that

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Hey Cat, I think you broke the internet with this one.

And Trude-odour has descended to the level of iranian clerics in his arguements. There, they blame earthquakes on 'the gay', he calls for emergency powers due to bouncy castles.

What's happened to his staff? A "man" in his position usually has a whole bunch of secretaries to help out.

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It tells you just how off the table the notion of lifting measures is. These "journalists" all need to be fired

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Nobody is certain what it will take to get the Canadian

truckers to end their protest

Me sitting in my desk at the back of the class waving my raised hand excitedly, “Oh! Oh! Call on me! Call on me! I know the answer to this one!” LOL

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Matt Taibbi on why Trudeau can't talk with the Truckers

I had assumed that Trudeau would eventually talk with them, but I now know I was wrong. Here's my favorite writer's take on the Convoy, explaining geopolitical trends I had never understood. Starting with GW Bush, "they embarked upon a conscious strategy of not taking into consideration what other peoples or countries might think."

That approach has continued to today, which is why Trudeau can't/won't talk with the Truckers. Absolutely worth reading.

https://taibbi.substack.com/p/the-great-international-convoy-fiasco

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I was thinking more along the lines of investing in steel and wood.

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