Not far different from the old hiker joke. Two backpackers are being pursued by a grizzly bear. One hiker stops, drops his backpack, pulls out some running shoes, and begins unlacing his boots. His partner is incredulous. "Are you out of your mind? There's a bear after us!" His friend replies "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
Not far different from the old hiker joke. Two backpackers are being pursued by a grizzly bear. One hiker stops, drops his backpack, pulls out some running shoes, and begins unlacing his boots. His partner is incredulous. "Are you out of your mind? There's a bear after us!" His friend replies "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."
Not far different from the old hiker joke. Two backpackers are being pursued by a grizzly bear. One hiker stops, drops his backpack, pulls out some running shoes, and begins unlacing his boots. His partner is incredulous. "Are you out of your mind? There's a bear after us!" His friend replies "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."