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"You were right, but it was for the wrong reasons."

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"I'm still smarter than you. Buy my book."

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When I run out of toilet paper, I will.

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GM, you have a book? Where can I buy it?

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Lol, no, it's a joke about Scott Adams and his intellectual arrogance.

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If I get a book published look out your window for the raining lava.

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Will it be available in runestone and menhir versions?

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Or carved in teeny tiny letters upon a .223 round, delivered at high speed?

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If anything it'll be runesticks but they'll scream as you pull each one out of the bag, which will be made from the scrotum of a polar bear that was neither born nor died.

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My kind of publication! Rawr!

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It will burst into flames as soon as you read it. Then you should buy another copy for family and friends ...

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Putting "intellectual" before "arrogance" give Adams too much credit. I actually like the guy, but damn!

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I liked him before he was a Covidian.

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Ugh, you called that shit. What a mass of contradictions he is.

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"Just because you ended up being correct doesn't mean you were right."

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In this instance, I was both absolutely right and because of that I was correct from day one. It's not my fault it took other people 3 years to realize how rightly correct I was.

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"Even the right people are wrong sometimes".

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Put a bunch of monkeys in front of typewriters, and eventually you'll get Shakespeare's "Much Ado about Nothing".

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I thought it was Hamlet. IMO, It's easier to get Hamlet.

Do we have to throw it out if the monkey calls the Norwegian guy 'Murgatroid' instead of 'Fortinbras'?

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Only over the course of the lifetime of 15 Universes. So in reality, no, no you won't.

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You missed the point.

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But not about the things they are right about.

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