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Rand Paul found out yesterday that most congressmen prioritize foreign entanglements over the Constitution: "Shockingly, the Senate Foreign Relations Committee just rejected my attempt to reaffirm the Constitution. All my amendment said was NATO obligations don’t supersede the constitutional requirement that Congress declare war. How is this controversial?"

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Hilarious, spot-on, and well suited to our bite-sized, kitten-length, attention spans.

Forwarding this to about a dozen private Facebook groups.

Much thanks from Japan, you bad cat.

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You are so optimistic. I am not.

But on the other hand, I wouldn't believe that the History of democracy and human rights ends here, in the hands of four stupid rich motherfuckers.

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Jul 21, 2022·edited Jul 21, 2022

I didn’t expect to read a rational, logical statement from Mr Putin. My prejudice, sadly.

Funny how “stranger things” seems accurate these days. That mob mentality was scary but apropos to today’s situation.

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Sometimes the Chinese regime seems as silly as the Frenchmen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's tempting to mock, until you realize that Western leadership is mostly comprised of Arthurs and Bedeveres.

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Jul 21, 2022·edited Jul 21, 2022

Even though government indoctrination centers… errr… “schools” have dumbed down the populace to not understand basic science or history (much less the Constitution), people can at least see with their eyes what’s going down. Sea levels not rising, snow every year, etc.

I sure hope this grift is exposed soon.

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Wow. Your pics today are pretty powerful. I loved the reminiscent I'm just a bill on capital hill.

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Conspiracy theory: there are at least 8 gato malos writing these masterpieces.

No way can one cat churn out this much quality content on their /his/her/them own

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"the west has become a daycare playgroup of illusion-addled fantasycrats"

Oh my, you sir have a way with words to blow one's socks off.

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founding

"I had never been so grateful for shoveling shit in all my life"

E.J. Wood.

In the end we are either the ones shoveling their shit.

Or we can serve up a We The People shit sandwich they have no choice but to eat.

I prefer the later.

Let's get after it!

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Saw a based meme recently that showed all 4 quadrants of the political spectrum crying.

"AuthLefts when their communist revolution is successful and they get sent to labor camps instead of playing video games all day."

"LibLefts when they abolish the police and the military and they get killed by bandits instead of living peacefully in their gay furry commune."

"AuthRights when a monarchy is installed and they get sent to fight in an imperialist war instead of marrying the king's daughter."

"LibRights when they move to Ancapistan and get sold as slaves instead of becoming rich crypto billionaires."

😂

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2% worried about the weather getting hot in summer.

How many worried about covid in dec 19? Then, boom! Propaganda! And everybody at home

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Um, Gato, I think people high up in the federal government are reading your writing and misunderstood “become ungovernable”.

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Funny how the solution to all these emergencies always seems to lie in unaccountable looting of the treasury. It’s almost like they’re just pretexts or something.

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I would like to see a meme of Gatito Malo Malo morphing into Pancho Gatito Villa. I would ride across the SW with him, dodging lumbering pursuit, and bringing ungovernability to the masses.

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This is incisive: “they’re going to break the law, buck the SCOTUS, and push this through by executive fiat as they hope to get the damage so entrenched by the time the courts can react that it cannot be undone. the cronies need feeding.” It’s the game plan. Watch it unfold.

If you and I oppose their actions, they will foment violence on the cities again, like they did with BLM--that’s easy to do. That can be used as a pretext for (actual) armed insurrection of the uniparty corporate led government against its citizens, all with the aid of the corporate media.

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