How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
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Two sheep are talking
- It seems to me that that dog and that man are working hand in hand.
- If you don't drop your ridiculous conspiracy theories the whole herd will think you absurd.
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A conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in Zeus walks out into a field during a thunderstorm wearing his tinfoil hat to test his theory.
Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned the truth.
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One of the best conspiracy documentaries ive ever watched on netflix is about a Chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done.
Many, including yours T., believe that Obozo's real father is Frank Marshall Davis. Check it out. Another that is hysterically denied by the "fact checker" community.
Make a point to laugh out loud every day. I started this before Covid, and I can’t tell you how much this has improved my life! (Also, stopped watching most of the news.)
i saw a few photos of Michelle pregnant. I don't believe men can get pregnant no matter what anyone says. and it think the pics were genuine (even though with all the tech today one is never sure). The necklace that presumable read Mike, in fact read Vote. There are multiple pics online of it
it also seems that they had in vitro. which means it could have been anyone who carried the baby! I am quite gullible when it comes to pics I'm afraid LOL. Michelle is of course at an age, where thransgender was barely talked of. I have not seen many pics of when they were young, but it seems she was dressed as a woman for quite some time now. The only pic where she really looks boyish, is the one I just saw recently, with her very short hair. There must be pics from when she was in the office and his boss??? Of course they could all be shopped.
the person who posted the pregnancy pics and several others seem to think they are fake. just type in michelle obama pregnancy photos. there are 4 - I think one is indeed fake as she seems to have 6 fingers LOL. But two seem to be genuine. Well, I don't know, check for yourself
yes it was. I did not see that until someone asked me about the photos. I had seen 2 others that looked quite real. But may be they are all fake. Who knows nowadays.
"Nothing happens in contradiction to our government, only in contradiction to what we know of it."
Perhaps if we can understand the scientific nature of the whammy we could find the rabbit hole to where the government hides what they don't want us to know.
I’m convinced both joe and mitch are bloody GMO laboratory-made bots, and that the Statue of Liberty and my stupid St. Louis Arch are holograms, even though I’ve been up inside both. Did you know Ms. Liberty has a hollow head with a stairwell up her gown filled with tourists? Creepy, I know.
It started out that way from the beginning. There are pictures of the hand with the torch affixed to a small building where tourists could go up to the balcony on the torch while the rest of it was being built. Supposedly one could go up the arm to the torch once, but it proved to be too unstable and now you can only go as far as the tiara.
UK granddaughter this July was determined 1) to get pop-tarts ( and heat in MY kitchen?) and 2) take lots back to English friends. My own little brother got to have them back in 60's: I thought them cardboard with colored filling. Bear in mind that my mother made our jam and jelly. From fruit.
Red plum (with two lemons, as the plums were lacking in flavor) last night. Raspberry from our own canes in June. Next year hoping my fruit trees will provide the fruit.
How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
--
Two sheep are talking
- It seems to me that that dog and that man are working hand in hand.
- If you don't drop your ridiculous conspiracy theories the whole herd will think you absurd.
--
A conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in Zeus walks out into a field during a thunderstorm wearing his tinfoil hat to test his theory.
Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned the truth.
---
One of the best conspiracy documentaries ive ever watched on netflix is about a Chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done.
It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight
All ^ by --unknown
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who had insomnia? He would sit up all night, wondering if there is a Dog.
... don't forget the second part - when he tried to turn to the Dark Side, he accidentally sold his soul to Santa.
Many, including yours T., believe that Obozo's real father is Frank Marshall Davis. Check it out. Another that is hysterically denied by the "fact checker" community.
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As one who has dyslexia, I got that right away
"2 wongs dont make a flight" - GROAN :)
Thank you for making me laugh out loud! Doesn't happen much these days ! 😂
Make a point to laugh out loud every day. I started this before Covid, and I can’t tell you how much this has improved my life! (Also, stopped watching most of the news.)
https://giphy.com/explore/pirate-monkey-rimshot
Haha, yep. They aren't that good. The monkey nails the lack of enthusiasm
Nah. Still good for a little chuckle or three without ruining your keyboard.
Next time, on Maury Povich: "Fidel, you ARE the father!"
Chelsea Clinton's paternity is a fun one too. She looks like Web Hubbell as much as Trudeau looks like Castro.
King (I actually had 'Prince' there at first) Charles' boys don't quite have his look either.
Check out pictures of James Hewitt (Diana's lover) and Prince Harry . . .
Such things have been said...
Especially Harry.
i went down this same rabbit hole about two years a go and im as sure as can be hes a castro
hes an evil little man, i hope it ends badly for him, for all our sakes
Try the Babbit Hole!
Links to Capitol videos:
YouTube:
Act 1: duh it’s banned 🙄
Act 2: https://youtu.be/NG7IqgrpnoU?si=zfbaD-t5ZaVOiweU
Director’s Cut: https://youtu.be/QQ0BFy5x-ZE?si=DjV9H0VNjVojr2Xx
Odysee:
Act 1: https://odysee.com/@wooznews:a/CapitolShooting:1
Act 2: https://odysee.com/@wooznews:a/everything-wrong-with-the-capitol-3:8
Director’s Cut: https://odysee.com/@wooznews:a/everything-wrong-with-the-capitol-2:3
Bitchute:
Act 1: https://www.bitchute.com/video/DYlb92zMkj41/
Act 2: https://www.bitchute.com/video/TCI1C9xxfDrA/
Director’s Cut: https://www.bitchute.com/video/oGBwsi2zjrJ3/
If birds aren’t real, does that mean my cat has been eating robots?
Your cat is trying to protect you.
Kinda like when my dog barks his head off at the leaves swirling on the deck.
I mean, they are real.
Your cat is a Super Soldier. Don't be alarmed. All cats are Super Soldiers.
Aww c’mon, do another one! How ‘bout: Michelle Obama is a man? Or: chemtrails are slowly poisoning us? Or, or, or....
Go to the authoritative source for chemtrail info <geoengineeringwatch.org>
Look at their documentary "The Dimming". Report back.
Lolol
i saw a few photos of Michelle pregnant. I don't believe men can get pregnant no matter what anyone says. and it think the pics were genuine (even though with all the tech today one is never sure). The necklace that presumable read Mike, in fact read Vote. There are multiple pics online of it
The picture of pregnant Mike that I saw was definitely photoshopped, unless you believe that”Michelle’s”fingers are six inches long!
it also seems that they had in vitro. which means it could have been anyone who carried the baby! I am quite gullible when it comes to pics I'm afraid LOL. Michelle is of course at an age, where thransgender was barely talked of. I have not seen many pics of when they were young, but it seems she was dressed as a woman for quite some time now. The only pic where she really looks boyish, is the one I just saw recently, with her very short hair. There must be pics from when she was in the office and his boss??? Of course they could all be shopped.
Show them to us
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/18/politics/michelle-obama-vote-necklace-designer/index.html
here is the necklace.
the person who posted the pregnancy pics and several others seem to think they are fake. just type in michelle obama pregnancy photos. there are 4 - I think one is indeed fake as she seems to have 6 fingers LOL. But two seem to be genuine. Well, I don't know, check for yourself
Yes I've never seen pics of Michelle pregnant!
Was one of them (photos) where she has six fingers?
yes it was. I did not see that until someone asked me about the photos. I had seen 2 others that looked quite real. But may be they are all fake. Who knows nowadays.
Aww, poor Amy.
The Biden/McConnell brain freeze is hilarious. 😆
I am sure they all passed the DNA test. (Do Not Admit test)
My unified theory of conspiracy theories is that:
"Nothing happens in contradiction to our government, only in contradiction to what we know of it."
Perhaps if we can understand the scientific nature of the whammy we could find the rabbit hole to where the government hides what they don't want us to know.
Be careful though; don't get whammied.
I’m convinced both joe and mitch are bloody GMO laboratory-made bots, and that the Statue of Liberty and my stupid St. Louis Arch are holograms, even though I’ve been up inside both. Did you know Ms. Liberty has a hollow head with a stairwell up her gown filled with tourists? Creepy, I know.
i had no idea Liberty had a tourist trap ! how awful.
It started out that way from the beginning. There are pictures of the hand with the torch affixed to a small building where tourists could go up to the balcony on the torch while the rest of it was being built. Supposedly one could go up the arm to the torch once, but it proved to be too unstable and now you can only go as far as the tiara.
found a stie with photographs https://www.nps.gov/hdp/exhibits/stli/stli_tour.html
quite a bit of stairs to go LOL
Gato (and everyone), vigilantcitizen.com is an interesting website that shines a flashlight down some rabbit holes.
Birds Aren't Real reminds me of the short lived Quebecker Parti Citron from the late 80's and early 90's
(for God's sake never search for "lemon party" on the internet, there is not enough brain bleach in the world)
The Parti Citron pledged to:
Restructure Canada's economy to be centred on lemon production
Support global warming so lemons can be grown in Canada
Abolish Toronto
Repeal the law of gravity
Merge the Great Lakes
Oh my gracious! US born daughter just took oath of allegiance to Canada two weeks ago.
🤣😂🤣 I had totally forgotten this!
My son has a "birds aren't real" tee and a sticker on his guitar case. He and my other kids (all adults) love the whole thing!
Friend sent it to me via text: but she believes it!
Goooood kitty!
This was a great, fun read.
Nice way to start the day.
Thx.
Okay, now do Obama’s real father:
obamasrealfather.com
I think the head 9f that sect in thailand? Is the spitting i.age of him!
Is megalomania genetic or is it an acquired personality trait? Nature versus nurture.
It's both. You have to be born with the gene and then feed it a lot of cinnamon poptarts.
UK granddaughter this July was determined 1) to get pop-tarts ( and heat in MY kitchen?) and 2) take lots back to English friends. My own little brother got to have them back in 60's: I thought them cardboard with colored filling. Bear in mind that my mother made our jam and jelly. From fruit.
From FRUIT? That's unbelievable...You mean the stuff that actually does grow on trees? And you lived to tell the tale.
Yes indeed, and made two batches (pear ginger and white nectarine) just this past week. Plum to go.
Brava!
Red plum (with two lemons, as the plums were lacking in flavor) last night. Raspberry from our own canes in June. Next year hoping my fruit trees will provide the fruit.
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