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Conspiracy Theory these days merely means Spoiler Alert.

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Or uncontrollable Tourettes like, Projection!

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lmao

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Brilliant!

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The difference between a conspiracy theory and a fact?

Usually about 6 to 8 months.

I've grown weary of "discussion" with people giving me crazy looks. I'm in no hurry to convince anyone of anything, I don't have to be. All I need do is sit back and let time do its thing. Wait a few months and, pow, fact, without the pesky discussion, without the crazy looks.

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Yep, same here. I'm beyond trying to convince anyone of anything. If my opinion is asked, I've got lots to say. Otherwise, I just sit back and wait. They'll learn eventually, perhaps the hard way.

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You wouldn't be able to change their minds anyway. "There are none so blind as those who will not see."

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Actually, I should have added to the end of my comment, "and a great many will never learn."

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So true, however 6-8 months has been whittled down to 6-8 weeks (or less)!

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👍👍

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Keep the receipts handy. They covid zombies tend to deny ever saying or believing what they passionately said and believed only months before.

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Even if there is video evidence that they said it!!!

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True, but if you predict the future often enough, maybe people will listen to you more?

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Me too. A family member in 2020 was pro mask and vax, avid Trump-hater too, of course, suddenly doesn’t care about politics anymore. Weak.

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This conspiracy theory has been around since 90 A.D. "And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark..." The chip is a precursor to the mark.

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Or it is the mark…

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Should make a lot people cling to their Bibles!

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That is no joke. Nothing new under the sun.

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Sister, you hit the mark.

Thing about prophetic Scripture is that when the event finally rolls around, it seems so blatant.

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It does. They say the Apocalypse was about the fall of Jerusalem but I think it’s a living book. In John’s vision of the Christmas story it says, “Now the salvation and the power and the kingdom of our God have come for the accuser of our brothers has been thrown down who accuses them day and night before our God…”

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Sweet! I've always wanted to dig a tracking chip out of my arm like in the movies!

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Oh yay, chips are so passe! The new technology is a subcutaneous quantum-dot tattoo, only visible under special lighting, utilizing Luciferase. You won't have to dig too deep at least.

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Reminds me of Neo having that implant removed through his bellybutton.

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"Jesus Christ! That thing is real!"

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BOOM goes the dynamite! Brothers in Christ!

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Oh, stop being so dramatic! You're not going to have to dig it out of your arm!

1. It will be in the skin between the thumb and index finger, the back side of the webbing.

2. They're super easy to hack, you'll have absolutely no trouble altering the information or disabling it.

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Tampering with the devices will in all likelihood release a deadly neurotoxin.

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My sarcasm may have been a little too subtle. My point was that the implant is easily hackable...by absolutely anyone. Which is indeed true. Just one of the little kinks they haven't worked out yet.

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But it will become an ugly sore anyway.

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That's what bangs are for.

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I took my old button phone to work the other day. Shrugged and said I don't have a smart phone for the apps any more. They were mystified and waved me through, scratching their heads. Strange times call for great chutzpah.

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next thing you know, you take your dial phone with you. They won't even recognize it as a phone !

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I kid you not, but we had one of those old phones in a cupboard - the ones with the circular dial. Showed it to our kids. They couldn't figure out how it worked, without some prompting! 😂

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I've kept an old bakolite one to show the grandkids. They are bemused, one piece of IT they are clueless about.

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I don’t even have a “smart phone”. What they will eventually do is ban thise of us you do not have phones from entering.

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That is why it is so vital to push back now. It must be brought home to people at every opportunity that no-one is obliged to own a cell phone by law or to allow it to be co-opted into use as a bio-surveillance device. It is being used by our tyrannical governments as a de facto ankle bracelet. I am not a parolee. There is a thin line between convenience and surrendering our autonomy here. We blur this distinction at our peril.

Carrying around two phones for now is a small inconvenience for me, to hammer this point home. I don't even need to lie. I just say "this is my phone, I'm afraid I don't have one for that app, I'm sorry," and look benignly at them.

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That is why governments are so eager to have 3rd parties impose these. But the next step is to just ban all those without a “smart phone” from entering.

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I honestly don't know what the answer is, but I have to try. So should anyone who values their freedom. Or simply refuse at every opportunity. And not support businesses who try to impose it.

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Until the rationing starts, each family may have to sacrifice one member so that they can go grocery shopping so that all can live longer. In the meant time, start your potato garden.

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Unfortunately, we have all been compelled/forced, one way or another. I'm the only one holding out after the first forced one. Refusing to get more. And refusing to acquiesce to the surveillance. But yes, am agitating for a move to the country and have developed an interim permaculture garden for two years now at home, as an extension to the veggie patch I already had going.

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:DDD

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I always keep my trusty Nokias to hand but I use a smart phone of sorts but it's tiny. No way of reading a huge QR code with a scanner. I just say "well the QR is there, you can see it. Tough if your spyware can't read it"!

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Having been labelled a conspiracy theorist LONG before this latest insanity, I have started labelling them "prophecies".

2021: where all your conspiracy theories come true

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For years my sons have been calling me psychic! Let em think I have super powers, I always just called it instinct or common sense. My 25 year-old is amazed with my psychic powers, he recently told me that everything I predicted about the pandemic from the start has 100% come true, right down to our having to live with it and it eventually becoming just another common cold. Now they insist I'm psychic and a witch. Every time they see me cooking without measuring they get a strange look and whisper, "witch!".

I shrug and turn back to my cauldron. What else can I do?

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At least you have that feedback...my family (sisters/brother in law) would never admit to their mistakes. BIL just got his booster...annnnnd he's away from work for 17 days 'cause "COVID"! LOL

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But your psychic powers failed to detect the real coming catastrophe: the imminent global financial collapse. Which BTW, is what the 'pandemic' is all about.

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Not so. Part of my prediction was the need to buy physical gold (simple rings) or unset stones. Greenbacks will lose tremendous value or become useless, which is likely part of the plan to either get us all onto digital "money" or to bring a out the, "own nothing and be happy about it". Property values are already spiralling where I am in The People's Republic of California.

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Also betting we're going to be in for a covid-25, covid-28 and covid-32

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In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and tongue of dog...

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I've one of those newfangled steel cauldrons!

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And just wait and see what's coming in 2022.

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It’s not to hard actually. Whatever the government officials say, do the opposite! Step One, AVOID THE KILLSHOTS.

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My response henceforth for every goddamn "Oh My God What Has Happened To Our Culture" outburst from those who could not be previously persuaded with a clue by four upside the head: "It is all as The Prophet foretold. Wobetide to unbelievers. They will drink the salt of their tears and rend their garments. FOR YOU ABANDONED TRUTH and called the falsehood "SCIENCE." AND YOU DID WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF FEAR. AND HIS NAME WAS FAUCI. And you did light a FUCKING CANDLE TO THIS CHARLATAN in mockery of every good thing Western civilization has offered up for the edification of mankind since the fall of Rome. GO TO HELL.

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Speaking of … have you guys heard about Wikileaks dumping all their files online now that Assange is facing extradition? (https://secularheretic.substack.com/p/quick-note-on-wikileaks-files)

I picked a file almost at random (it’s what came up when I searched for “2020”) and discovered the European Union Institute for Security Studies (EUISS) Ambitions for 2020 report (https://file.wikileaks.org/file/euiss-ambitions-for-2020.pdf).

Here are some of the tinfoily-sounding tidbits I came across by searching for “nano”:

“The JIP-ICET looks into technologies such as nano-materials and structures, remote detection and health monitoring.”

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“Advances in nanotechnology, data processing and sensor systems, and especially their fusion, will have at least two major consequences. Firstly, a vastly increased sensor grid. The world around us, and we ourselves, will increasingly become seeded with vast amounts of diffuse and networked miniature sensors. We will live in a sea of sensors and it will be increasingly difficult for individuals to unplug themselves from this information grid.”

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“The second major consequence of the nano-data-sensor fusion is that the tools of military force will be transformed, becoming smaller, more autonomous, more intelligent and very closely integrated. Today’s individual big centralised manned weapons systems are likely to be increasingly replaced by dispersed miniaturised swarms of robots. Clusters of minute subcomponents, each with different specific qualities (sensors, communications, damaging agents) and integrated into networks will become capable of acting coherently and of morphing in various configurations to perform a wide variety of tasks. This lies beyond 2020, but the trend will be there, with more and more unmanned vehicles, robotics and miniaturisation. It may also offer us a technological means to compensate for declining will.

“The consequences of these two trends are, firstly, that the focus of physical power is shifting towards the cybersphere. Secondly, that kinetic destruction will increasingly be replaced by what we may call corrosive destruction, capable of inflicting far more severe but also more controlled and precise damage than kinetic destruction.”

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“The historical record indicates that the evolution of the EU’s military capability to 2020 will be slow, cumbersome and reactive. The one exception could be science, where breakthrough technologies (nano-sensor-data) may lead to a revolution in our capability to control our social and technological environment.”

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"Speaking of … have you guys heard about Wikileaks dumping all their files online now that Assange is facing extradition?"

No. This comment from you & the unknown writer linked is the only one to cross my radar. There has been no announcement by WikiLeaks or dump of files ever that I'm aware of. For the record there is much content that has not been made public that is mirrored in what are classified as "insurance files" and those simply need WikiLeaks to publish the keys. Without some verification this story gets a big red flag for me especially since a massive dump would rest on publishing keys not raw files..

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Pamela, it’s wise to be cautious, but I will say the files I’ve randomly spot-checked are legit (e.g., the report I shared; photos of medical docs showing Steve Jobs’s HIV-positive status—even showing his SSN and birthday).

You might want to ask Kyle how he found out about this in the comments at his post so you can confirm the chain-of-custody, so to speak ;-)

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As for chain of custody the file list he links has hundreds of saves at Wayback for over one year. The only new part is spin to exploit this as extradition related. https://web.archive.org/web/20201223002350/https://file.wikileaks.org/file/?fbclid=IwAR2U_Evqah_Qy2wxNY12FMqFC5dAFUcZL5Kl4FIfQuMFMp8ssbM46oHXWMI

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Great detective work, Pamela! (of course :-) 🕵️‍♀️

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Not really; a simple URL copy paste at Wayback is something anyone can do & certainly should as a basic check to see if content is new before publishing an article where your stated aim is to debunk BS and deliver accurate info

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Haha, point taken. Kyle is usually pretty good about vetting his sources, but he may have gotten overly excited here as I know he just did a quick post to get the word out.

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WikiLeaks constantly publishes and the authenticity of their docs is not in question. They have 100% accuracy record.

Where is the evidence of a massive dump? Where is this connected to the extradition process not in the view from the bleachers but the source?

For the record the extradition charges are coming up on the 3 year mark it's the latest Court decision that's new.

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Good questions. I would still encourage you to ask them as comments at Kyle’s post as I would be curious to learn his source and more details as well.

And right, thanks for the clarification re: the extradition appeal.

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1. I doublechecked this one. Yes, it's a real Daily Mail article.

2. I want to personally thank everyone who has said NFW to gun registries in the US.

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My philosophy is that the only things that won't be abused are those that are never built/implemented and thus truly impossible. Prohibitions based solely on policy are never successful, so you must actively prevent anything that will be abused or corrupted from being created.

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Funny how absolutely everything - and worse - that was branded a conspiracy theory and ridiculed in the past two years has become horriffic reality! 🤡

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Not all horrific. An unvaxxed freind contracted covid this week and is kicking its butt with ivermectin. Started out quite rough for him, but the ivermectin made him bounce back in 24 hours.

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In the spirit of truth I think that this is no different from a fully vaccinated person saying "Had I not been vaccinated it would have been worse."

I see no way to prove either way.

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Well, I am unvaxxed and currently have Covid. I was insanely sick yesterday morning, started Ivermectin in the afternoon, and the worst of the symptoms were gone by 10 pm. Unlike someone who is vaxxed, I did actually experience the virus with and without Ivermectin and experienced a dramatic improvement once I began the drug. And please don’t tell me incessant vomiting and diarrhea, a very high fever, and a vice-like headache can be magically stopped within hours by purely psychological means.

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Your experience seems unreal. I'm not saying Ivermectin is not useful. I'm saying that there is no proof! Just like there is no proof for vaccines!

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I've stopped using the word "impossible."

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Well, the conspiracy was incorrect in the sense that they predicted the vaccine would secretly put a chip in you. The reality is that people are volunteering to get the chip put in, so in a way it is much worse. They don't even need to be secret about it, they can make the people want whatever they want them to want.

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It's voluntary for now.

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Next they will offer free beer, then a chance to enter a lottery….and so on.

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Indeed, that might change. But then they will flat out force the ones that refuse. So nothing secrete about it.

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They’ll intern the tiny number who refuse the “coercion stakes”.

They won’t do it in one go.

First, it’ll be “no shopping malls or get vaccinated”.

Then, “no large supermarkets or get vaccinated”.

Followed by “no in person food shopping or get vaccinated”

Then “house arrest or get vaccinated”

Penultimately “pay escalating fines or get vaccinated”.

The final time, with the windowless van idling outside your front door, the two flinty eyed cops & the nurse with the needle “interned indefinitely or get vaccinated”.

How many to intern, do you think?

Who waits as you are moved down the coercion stakes?

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Not many at all. We all have a breaking point. Bit by bit we will all cave.

I have some faith that the USA (and maybe the UK) will remain standing because there are many high ranking politicians and public figures fighting the good fight. In Western Europe all the resistance comes from fringe people.

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It’s so sad, because some of us spotted the direction of travel early, but we were discounted as lunatics.

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It amazes me that people can navigate vehicular traffic, with all the real-time trajectory modeling involved, but cannot see this slow moving behemoth dragging us all, (some of which are kicking and screaming), into some dystopian, totalitarian BS societal structure.

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Yes, I retain hope that some of that unique blend of togetherness & independence that is the state / federal mix might remain upright & unvaccinated. Some institutions still appear to be functioning, a majority of the population profess belief in God, recognise evil & not just bad actors, believe freedom is fundamental, and have guns.

Pretty potent adversaries.

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The original story was that the vaccines had a gps traceable dye that could store basic vaccine and personal information which Bill Gates had the tech for and discussed all the benefits to implementing a couple of years ago. When people started connecting the dots from that article to the covid vaccines prior to their release the MSM over exaggerated the story (horse paste, anyone) and made the whole issue sound tin hat.

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Were you referring to Luciferase? That's an enzyme that produces bioluminescence and can be used in tracing/tracking I think.

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I don't know about you, but the analogies to seatbelt laws or motor cycle helmets usually convince me. It's for safety, just like those other things.

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Ah, but Motorcyle helmets only work if other people are wearing them . . .

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And potentially a prelude to something nefarious down the road, after everyone (almost) has been conditioned and trained.

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PS Your posts keep me sane - so thank you for that!

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By the way, this technology isn't new. They've been using it on dogs for years.

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A friend of mine who’s completely awake runs such a company, chipping & global tracking of pets. Digital ID linked to vaccination status. The irony isn’t lost on her.

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If only GloboCap intended to treat us as kindly as pets 🤦‍♀️

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Safe and effective on good kittens and bad cats too.

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😻 Meow.

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Which is why we never chose to chip our pets

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Cir.2009 “Dr. Robert Benezra, the head of the Cancer Biology Genetics Program at Sloan-Kettering Hospital, said, "There's no way in the world, having read this information, that I would have one of those chips implanted in my skin."

https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=3580510

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A chip off the old block of sorts - a very big pun intended! Strange how there's a shotage of chips for new vehicles but no supply / availability problems for those peskey humans. Duh!

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El Gato nailed it, once again.

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I used to be the one pointing at conservatives and "their nutty conspiracies". I don't agree with everything conservatives stand for but I can see clearly that el gato's post above is true. I also re-read 1984 last year and it's scary how prescient this book was. I am worried about what's to come.

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for those of us w/o smart phones...... but with guns!

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Wow. These people are pretty darn sure that 1.) we are suckers for convenience, 2.) that we will buy what they're selling, and 3.) that none of us have read Revelations.

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And yeah, they may have a point.

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No shit. I'm sure it will be said in this thread many times, but the CT's should be "known" from here on out as simply "Spoiler Alerts".

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The only thing getting under my skin is this whole ridiculous pandemic fiasco. Aggravates the hell out of me.

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I guess they’ll have a lot of amputated limbs to deal with. I’ll cut it off before they enslave me. BUT like I always say, not without a fight first, I can guar-an-fucking-tee you THAT.

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I am not seeing anything that I and others predicted long ago. Don't forget to read "Homo Deus", excellent (or not) Christmas reading.

Some working hypotheses:

1) Any post Twatter, Farcebook etc. censor or label is true

2) Fact Checkers ignore facts and can be reliably ignored

3) Telling the truth on Twatter and Farcebook will earn a lifetime ban (Linking the BJM will get you booted). The list of rational voices silenced is very, very long.

4) Clowns claiming "Conspiracy Theory" are trolls and useful idiots hoping to survive by sucking up to power

5) Having one's page on Wiki heavily modified to the point of libel, is an indicator that that person is over directly over the target (Berendson, Kirsch and so many more)

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From what I understand, the term, "conspiracy theory" was coined by the CIA. Given that they *never* take part in conspiracies--I mean, all those people, how could you do it?--I figure we can now accept that using conspiracy theory as a serious, derogatory, description means that one swallowed when he should have spit. ...or something like that.

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The London Daily Mail Online ran an article about 6-7 years ago about a British financial company requiring their employees to be micro chipped for some kind of security reasons. Trade unions were opposing it at the time. I never saw any follow up to see how it panned out. I think everyone who saw that story realized it was only a matter of time...

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In January I said 2021 would be the year they would have to retire the term.

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Thanks el gato! Your posts keep me sane, too. Keep 'em coming!! One conspiracy fact after another!

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So.....I've been subscribed to el gato malo for about 30 days. I was reading these posts kinda down towards the bottom of my daily foray into the online news quagmire, but now I'm finding that I'm going here first. I try to never take any single source as gospel, but I realized I'm starting to use other sources to confirm what I'm reading here instead of the other way around. As a bonus, I have pissed off several of my "friends" and some of my relatives with facts found here that are incontrovertible and ever so clearly stated and leavened with a heaping spoonfull of "screw your feelings and opinions, and the horse you rode in on, you moron." El gato malo, thank you for the info and the humor! Especially, the humor. It helps, these days.....

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I've been following La Quinta Columna for the past 5 months. Most people have heard of their claim that all of the COVID shots have Graphene Oxide (GO) but their original claim that COVID IS Graphene Oxide poisoning (and not a virus) doesn't get much attention. LCQ also think the vaccinated will have mass deaths when 5G ramps up, which will increase the toxicity of the GO. In the US, there's a January 4th deadline for many employees to get vaccinated. This story that 5G is being delayed to Jan 5th is hopefully just a coincidence!

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/att-verizon-delay-5g-rollout-after-faas-flight-safety-warning

LCQ also talks about nanotech and its possible use for mind-control and digital ID. I believe the shots have Graphene Oxide because some people really do have magnetic arms after vaccination. I'm still on the fence about the nanotech.

https://www.orwell.city/2021/12/technological-parasitism.html

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Happening as predicted...and I have no one to say "I told you so" as they are falling in lockstep and still think the unvaccinated are infecting those that just had their boosters! (who are falling like dead flies in the N.E. I guess!)

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I read recently that Swedes already started chipping. In Belgium dogs have to be chipped or tattooed. I am probably never going back to the old world again. I think that is animal cruelty.

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When does it become 'mandated' ? That's the serious step. Hope it never happens.

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No need. See my “coercion cascade” above.

They intend EVERYONE to be injected. The reasons are two fold.

1. Digital ID, so your location & transactions are all known & regulated

2. Those they’ve decided to execute, they line up for VaxBoost#6 or whatever & boom.

There’s long been no doubt in my mind that we’re facing a trio of mega impacts

1. Totalitarian tyranny via VaxPass aka digital ID. Every regulated threshold & transaction “permissioned” by an interoperable step between your Vaxpass & the central global database.

2. Financial reset.

3, depopulation

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Will the chip explode when you try to cross into the Free State of Nevada ?

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Wait, why can't they just add this "ID-iochip" technology directly into the vaccine?

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If they haven't done it already, I'm sure they're working on it!

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We prefer to be called prophets.

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This is worrying but how quickly they have showed their hand

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But haven't we already gone past lambda? 😂

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Once again gato, you're the money.

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Shouldn’t they use this to store Bitcoin credentials instead?

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You are behind the curve lol. The Chinese has already implemented facial recognition and social credit score!

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What makes you think other countries aren't using that sort of technology as well? When has the US, for instance, held back from developing and applying the most cutting-edge, dystopian technology through DARPA? When have governments and research agencies ever held back from developing and deploying all kinds of technologies and weapons systems that regular people would never need nor desire?

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Just got these two articles from Reclaim the Net:

European court rules emotion recognition projects can bypass public debate

https://reclaimthenet.org/european-court-rules-emotion-recognition-projects-can-bypass-public-debate/

Dystopian biometrics in US airports are set to be pushed in 2022

https://reclaimthenet.org/dystopian-biometrics-in-us-airports-are-set-to-take-off-in-2022/

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Yea, about that. I have been wondering now that we know about the reset and WEF etc. remember back during Obama time Zuckerberg

Was in the news for helping China with algorithms I think it was for the

Facial recognition and something with maybe the app for social credit

I’m wondering if China was the test country for all this control we are heading towards. Thoughts?

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TOUCHE' I LOVE IT!

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creepy, but true ;>(

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Regardless of who said it first: “First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they attack you. Then you win.”

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just like my dog's microchip...where can I can my kid one?

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*get my kid one?

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They're doing it with our pets now humans next

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So, if we ask a critical thinking question such as: if a technology is available or just discovered, do you think people will not exploit it for status or power or weaponry etc because it is immoral or unethical? Can you find examples of people or nations or governments or corporations refusing to exploit a technology because it would be unethical? The only hypothesis I take off the table is the time travel microchips Naomi Wolf is reported (true or not, I don't know) to have said we are being injected with BECAUSE who wouldn't be the fuck out of here to another time if given the opportunity???

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Amazing!! 😂😂

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