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Pure Miceinformation!!!!

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Winner winner rodent dinner!

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Creative word play is my best reason to be here!

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There ought to be a daily Catnip Trove award for funnest( not funniest...most playful) reply. 😁

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ROFL!?!??!?! I'm dead. !?!? lol

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Splendid. Saw a “safe and effective” ad targeted to pregnant people last nite on CBS. You’ve got to be kidding me

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What’s more shocking ‘safe and effective’ or ‘pregnant people’?

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Sorry to be a pedant (aka defender of reality), but only women get pregnant.

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my mother told me long ago, that if men would get pregnant, the human race would have long died out. Only male seahorses get pregnant, and only after the female laid the eggs

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BEST COMMENT EVER! AND totally true.

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I’m sure she was being sarcastic.

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Janet

3 min ago

"I’m sure she was being safe and effective."

there, fixed :P

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Sadly, that’s how the media/Pfizer would say it in their ad. They’ve got to follow all the rules or the LGBTQ+++ crowd will go berserk.

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Pfizer certainly wouldn't want to be canceled due to using the wrong adjective or pronoun.

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Why is that a problem?

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They are all in the same misinformation campaign unfortunately and can’t pass up a chance to spread more crap.

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Exactly 😉

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Are you saying women aren’t people.

How dare you!

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People includes men and women. Only women become pregnant therefore the phrase 'pregnant people' is redundant. They're trying to erase the words 'women' and 'mother' and replace them with woke nonsense.

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People is not redundant. You can’t have a “pregnant”. Pregnant is an adjective, so you still need a noun, whether it be people or women.

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Only women get pregnant. Pregnant women deliver babies and become mothers. There is absolutely no need to refer to pregnant women as pregnant people unless you are embracing the mind parasite that is woke/transgender insanity.

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So people don’t get pregnant?

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Perhaps “pregnant” is one of those special adjectives that are also nouns by virtue of their binary quality — like “psychic” and “dead” — you either are or are not, there’s no partial scale.

Men can never be pregnant, though women who call themselves men may be (and nevermind that by being pregnant they prove that they are not in fact men after all.)

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Take your common sense elsewhere, it is unwelcome in my mind. You sir must therefore be trans-phobic and by your profile picture white, this automatically makes you a racist 😀

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What about a pregnant pause? Def: A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to say or do. The silence that occurs after someone has said or done something that leaves everyone who bore witness to the event speechless.

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Nov 23, 2022·edited Nov 23, 2022

I stand by my assertion and double down. I think pause is grammatically fluid and identifies as a noun in this relationship 😀

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all people? well, i hope all the self-identified pregnant males take it. would do the world a favor....

now, about the rest of all those people that are pregnant, what's the name.... it elludes me.... non cis male persons?... na... natural reproducing female? not that either.... shheeeeiiiit, forgot it....

do you know who i'm talking about, Beth? ;)

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This thread was worth following just to see the number of Capt Obvious applicants...

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Pregnant women. There are only two sexes, and only one of them gets pregnant.

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But there ARE three genders: masculine, feminine and neuter. We just don't notice because it doesn't make much difference in English.

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I'm re-using a comment I made elsewhere for this:

"C? B.S."

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If it's on CBS, it's true.

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Do the vax ads list any negative side effects? I don't watch tv to have heard any ads.

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The Snake speaks in praise of the Snake Oil: "If folks get their updated vaccines and they get TREATED if they have a breakthrough infection, we can prevent essentially every Covid death in America."

I can't believe people don't see this. What he's saying is that essentially the 'vaccine' is useless at preventing transmission, infection and serious disease, BUT, if you take it, and suffer the almost inevitable 'breakthrough infection' BECAUSE you took it, if you then get treated, you will recover and there will be no Covid deaths. This was the case for primary infections BEFORE the mass vaccination campaign but the reason why there were SO MANY 'Covid deaths' is that people were NOT treated with effective. safe, available pharmaceuticals and in many cases were in fact euthanased via the use of inappropriate and demonstrably lethal 'treatments' such as ventilation, Remdesivir and Midazolam. Jeez, the truth is screaming in our faces now.

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You are right....that’s the part that made me physically I’ll, the nurses in the hospitals reporting on non- treated cases of other malady’s and their eventual death they had to watch and couldn’t help them. I felt so bad for those nurses. It’s like watching torture. AND THOSE DOCTORS WERE COMPLICIT IN ALL OF IT. I’ll never trust an allopath again....their hypocritic oath scares me.

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Wait, wait, wait... So if you get The Dose, you're not gonna die from The Coof?

I wonder what the families of the people who died from The Coof after getting The Dose would think.

We know what The Cathedral thinks: "It would have been a worse death if they didn't get The Dose."

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How about people who died from The Dose without ever getting The Coof? I believe those folks number in the hundreds of thousands (if not millions) at this point.

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No, no silly woman. No one died from The Dose. Children always got heart attacks. 25 year olds always had blood clot issues. Perfectly healthy women always had ridiculous menstrual cycles. You're just imagining things or listening to those misinformation spreaders. What was that? It happened to someone you love? No it didn't. Don't believe your lying eyes, trust The Science ™️

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Ah, yes. I forgot about the (political) science. Damn my old brain...I promise to do better next time. 🤞

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They're only dying because they took up gardening. Or because they're worried about The Dose "side effects". Worrying causes kids to drop dead of heart attacks, always has. Didn'tcha know?

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An endless stream

Of consciousness. Wouldn’t it be great if we could take a break for just one day? Maybe actually use tomorrow as a reminder of what we are on the edge of losing?

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Yup - sums it up well!

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There are a lot that didn’t die. Realnotrare.com

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that is a sad web page. So sad for those people

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Yet.

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They got LUCKY.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/NG49HuyZDMFv/

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No I don’t think so. They are sick, lost their jobs.

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It appears that people are now susceptive to "fungal infections" and are dying of them.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/global-health/science-and-disease/who-warns-new-fungal-threat-humanity-driven-covid-climate-change/

Yeah, climate change. Also... I'm sure somewhere it says "doctors are baffled."

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Amazingly, what he seems to be saying is that they can now save everyone who gets The Coof after getting The Dose, but only if everyone else first gets The Dose.

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You've not been paying attention. The Dose protects you from everything. If you die of whatever, it can't be because of The Dose, because The Dose is supreme. Believe in The Dose.

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He's half right but he's two years too late - If folks get treated they can prevent Covid deaths.

Shame you actively didn't treat people then, isn't it.

Now, let's keep that emergency going forever.

https://nakedemperor.substack.com/p/how-to-keep-an-emergency-going-forever

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Staggering really that some random dude on Twitter is far more correct than the Dr’s this esteemed fellow refers to.

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Random Twitter Guy can't do worse the zero% accuracy--so yes. I'd give RTG a chance.

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I don’t trust anyone, but if the choice was between American physicians like Jha and a random dude from Twitter, random dude is the better choice.

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I agree, and I’m an American physician. Sad isn’t it. I can’t even trust 99% of my own colleagues.

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Actually if you put your malady in you tube there are some good folks that really know shit on there.

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MengelFauci's not as dumb as he looks ... he knows when to exit the stage before the SHTF.

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No doubt heading to some non-extraditable country even as we text. (I wonder if he speaks Chinese...)

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Most likely

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He definitely speaks with the Chinese!

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Mengele Fauci fleeing the scene of his crimes had everything to do with government employees required to testify. He’s trying to avoid it as much as possible with a Republican House Majority.

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Head of NIH Francis Collins fled months earlier. I was starting to wonder if Mengele Fauci was planning to stay on forever ... i mean he's been there for 40 or so years already ... what vile criminals they both are ... preventing people from treating early with HCQ and IVM ... mass murderers both.

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Don't worry, the GOP majority will bitch and moan but nothing will happen to these criminals.

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I'll take random dude on Twitter for 500, Alex.

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Nov 23, 2022·edited Nov 23, 2022

Looks like the big push are the Covid therapeutic drugs as I am now getting texts from Rite Aid about them instead of the vaccines. These guys are like Mr Haney from Green Acres and Joe Isuzu with their sales pitches. Pathetic.

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your boomer is showing! Mr. Haney is the best!

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Isuzu was pretty good next generation Mr Haney.

https://youtu.be/IGUBm0XQbqA

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And MRNA flu vaccines. I just received an email from CVS, pushing the next sacred miracle MRNA elixir.

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Dealers of death.

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Couldn’t agree more!

Fauci & Gates & the corrupt medical cabal worldwide deserve to be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.

I knew not to take their poison Covid shots when they said that our government politicians & vaccine makers were exempt from taking the shots?!?

If they thought the Covid shots were so good wouldn’t they be the first ones lining up to get them???

Now that we see thru all their lies & corruption & kickbacks we will never trust them or doctors again!

Most of us know many more people who died from the shots than from the Covid virus that they created & unleashed on us!

They disgust me.

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True. My sister died from the shot I’m sure. A few others around me in town are suspect. I know personally no one who died from Coof. Remdisivir and a vent ALMOST killed my sis in law. Not CoV. It was the pretext to kill her but the plan didn’t work.

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I’m sorry for the loss of your sister. 😢 I lost my baby brother the same way. I consider them both to be the victims of genocide, or at least mass murder. You are also correct about vents and Remdesivir, both of which have killed far more people than the bioweapon ever did. Those of us who are left behind need closure, but I fear we won’t see it happen in our lifetimes.

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The doctors are murderers. There has to be consequences.

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I know. I am one. I work with these willfully ignorant assholes all day. The only difference is that I spend most of my day contradicting everything that they tell people about the bioweapon, trying to undo the damage. I tried to tell my brother before he got jabbed x 2, but he was afraid of losing his job (and his pension). Fat lot of good that pension is doing him now...

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You tried- so very sorry

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Damn. That's painful. So you warned him about the jabs and then he died from them? Wow. If you don't mind me asking, how old was he? Did he just have a heart attack like so many? Condolences.

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I’m sorry for your loss Victoria,.....I haven’t lost any yet....at least you can help others, and do, bless you! Eat right and be content with what you do. Try to forgive the village idiots for they know not what they do....there are lots of doctors trying to make their way without giving the shots.

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We live in a small town and know a large percentage of the population. We're also very involved in a variety of local institutions including a very vibrant Senior Center. I knew no one who "died of COVID", although pretty much everyone I know has had it. But once the jabs started happening, people started dropping like flies. Instead of hearing folks talk about how 85 year old Mabel died of COVID, we instead got to hear about Mabel's healthy athletic granddaughter getting The Does and dropping dead of a heart attack. Repeat dozens of times.

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My sister's father in law died, while 3 times vaxed, at the hand of the hospital while being denied any treatments, save a ventilator and Remdisivere.

My father in law died of a stroke and a myriad of infections that overtook his whole body 6 weeks after his first shot.

My 60 year old, healthy aunt ( vaxed) was just diagnosed with Stage 4 Pancreatic cancer that has already metastisized to the lungs and liver. She doesn't have long on this earth.

None if this has to happen. F*** these people.

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That's what we've seen the most of - super-rapid cancer. The Dose clearly crushes the immune system. Lots of people with either previously undiagnosed cancer or cancer in remission sometimes for years suddenly finding out they're full of cancer and then being dead in months.

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Ah, yes. Ashish "God gave us two arms" Jha. I had almost forgotten about him.

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He actually did the "God gave you 2 arms ,1 for the booster, 1 for the flu shot " yesterday as well.He looks like he us doing "The Macarena "when he visualizes by grabbing his arms.A lot of these doctors acting like they are talking down to 5 year old kids ,I think the message isn't for 80% of the people, just the ones they are desperately trying to keep in the cult.

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I wonder what will happen when the shots cause enough birth defects where children have no arms to poke? They haven't thought this through very well.

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They're talking to Biden voters, so yeah, mentally, 5-year olds.

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Thank goodness for all of the "random dudes" online over the last 3 years. They possibly saved millions of lives, including many in my own circle.

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It’s (almost) funny to watch them to go in the panic mode, after they realize that the rest of the humans ( not just them- the “elites”) actually have a brain !! In their arrogance they believe that only they are capable of critical thinking and intelligent decisions. Surprise-surprise, morons.

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I prefer to place cautious trust in a random Substack Gatito Malo Malo. 👍🤓👍

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