Yes. The people on the video are so bright! In the meantime, we could also make it a rule to not admit anyone into our house unless they provide a negative rapid test for mono, flu, mycoplasma, negative TB test... I mean, you cannot afford to take any risks.
I saw this yesterday and I'm still dumbfounded. What is so special about covid that we throw out all of the common sense and tradition from our past? Is this the first time ever that people coming to your house might be sick?
I love this! Humor is the best weapon. That woman's faux-concerned, virtue-signaling face, her posture, her sympathetic tone: "this is tough", "this is hard", "we're out of practice being together", all designed to reinforce the neuroses of her audience. Thank you for the laughs and happy Thanksgiving, bad cat!
Texas - Host: What's your status? Guest: locked and loaded. We might have the entire dinner in the garage. Probably serving a TurDuckEn from Louisiana or Fried Turkey. Out of practice? Not us.
What makes this so insidious is that it has the common people enforcing diktats on each other. The government might not be able to mandate someone get a vaccine but you can! And if you want to come in for some turkey all you have to do is show your Aryan Passport.
Stop kidding. Thanksgiving is not a problem. One girl in the office looks today two tones whiter than yesterday. I think she's got Corona. I want to leave, but her desk is on my way. I am right now in the corner. What can I do? I have a window nearby, third floor...
Watching that makes my stomach turn. Most people believe this nonsense. And that asking your loved one for proof of vax status. We’re headed into some dark times here.
No, I am serious now. If you are inviting someone that is not vaxxed or, vaxxed but not enough boosters, it is your responsability to inject them. Take the opportunity, please.
Put needles around your house so that they get the shot:
- Inside the turkey. Make sure that thet get a piece with a needle inside. Try to distract them so that they bite the needle.
- On the chair (needle up), they can get the jab in their genitals, no worries, it works anyway. These vaccines are excellent. If the needle penetrates through the asshole, still works.
- Same story for the toilet. If they are female, ok. If they are male only with number 2. So make sure that he eats a lot and needs to go. Think about adding laxative.
- Walls. If they lean on, vax gets in.
- Floor, only if you require guests to remove shoes.
- Suggest games in which players must write something. Instead of pencils and pens, well, you know.
- If nothing works, desperate measures, put the liquid into their drinks. Not sure if it works that way, but no worries. I will file a petition to the FDA on behalf of Pfizer for a drinkable vaccine (basically the same stuff, but drunk). Full approved in 5-10 minutes. So, it works.
- If nothing work, you have failed. Society ows you nothing, you are shit.
the thanksgiving shibboleth
Dude, I’m in Missouri… we quit playing pandemic a long time ago.
Yes. The people on the video are so bright! In the meantime, we could also make it a rule to not admit anyone into our house unless they provide a negative rapid test for mono, flu, mycoplasma, negative TB test... I mean, you cannot afford to take any risks.
I saw this yesterday and I'm still dumbfounded. What is so special about covid that we throw out all of the common sense and tradition from our past? Is this the first time ever that people coming to your house might be sick?
I love this! Humor is the best weapon. That woman's faux-concerned, virtue-signaling face, her posture, her sympathetic tone: "this is tough", "this is hard", "we're out of practice being together", all designed to reinforce the neuroses of her audience. Thank you for the laughs and happy Thanksgiving, bad cat!
I have a test, do you agree with me that we should uphold the US Constitution, always? Yes! Come in. No? Byeeeeeee!!!
Apartheid is fun! 🤦♀️
Texas - Host: What's your status? Guest: locked and loaded. We might have the entire dinner in the garage. Probably serving a TurDuckEn from Louisiana or Fried Turkey. Out of practice? Not us.
What makes this so insidious is that it has the common people enforcing diktats on each other. The government might not be able to mandate someone get a vaccine but you can! And if you want to come in for some turkey all you have to do is show your Aryan Passport.
Stop kidding. Thanksgiving is not a problem. One girl in the office looks today two tones whiter than yesterday. I think she's got Corona. I want to leave, but her desk is on my way. I am right now in the corner. What can I do? I have a window nearby, third floor...
Wait I thought rapid tests weren’t 100% accurate…and you can still spread the virus even if you’re vaxxed… we’re all gonna die! Happy Thanksgiving!
Watching that makes my stomach turn. Most people believe this nonsense. And that asking your loved one for proof of vax status. We’re headed into some dark times here.
I’m gonna party like it’s 2019
Wait a fucking second guys!!!!!
I have just realized... The turkey could have COVID!!!! Stop the cooking and test it!
No, I am serious now. If you are inviting someone that is not vaxxed or, vaxxed but not enough boosters, it is your responsability to inject them. Take the opportunity, please.
Put needles around your house so that they get the shot:
- Inside the turkey. Make sure that thet get a piece with a needle inside. Try to distract them so that they bite the needle.
- On the chair (needle up), they can get the jab in their genitals, no worries, it works anyway. These vaccines are excellent. If the needle penetrates through the asshole, still works.
- Same story for the toilet. If they are female, ok. If they are male only with number 2. So make sure that he eats a lot and needs to go. Think about adding laxative.
- Walls. If they lean on, vax gets in.
- Floor, only if you require guests to remove shoes.
- Suggest games in which players must write something. Instead of pencils and pens, well, you know.
- If nothing works, desperate measures, put the liquid into their drinks. Not sure if it works that way, but no worries. I will file a petition to the FDA on behalf of Pfizer for a drinkable vaccine (basically the same stuff, but drunk). Full approved in 5-10 minutes. So, it works.
- If nothing work, you have failed. Society ows you nothing, you are shit.
Anthony Fauci talks kind of funny. Maybe you could get him to say "sibboleth."
Thankful for you and the sanity you help bring when so many have lost their minds. LOVE steps 3 - 5!!!!!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving all.