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Dude, I’m in Missouri… we quit playing pandemic a long time ago.

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I m in Georgia. Only played along at Walmart, only way to get in. And I needed stuff only they carry in this town. All the rest I bought at a store that did not go along either. My favorite store for these last 2 years LOL

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Also GA here! We welcomed covid refugees from a deeply troubled city, they were exiled from covidiot family, and ended up glad for it! They had no idea how normal life is outside of cities! There are things the kids had never done before because of the restrictions! Hockey game! No vac or mask or negative test! Everything clean and safe! They're ready to move!

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Yay ! Welcome to the free country of Georgia !

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You are the wind beneath my wings. :)

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+10 for the Wash quote, even if it is the saddest one.

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I aim to misbehave.

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Missouri citizens have a lot to be thankful for today. In a remarkable, strongly-worded opinion, the Cole County Circuit Court of Missouri just ended ALL the state’s Covid measures. In Shannon v. Missouri Department of Health, the Court found that the Department of Health’s regulations CANNOT “abolish representative government in the creation of public health laws,” and CANNOT “authorize closure of a school or assembly based on the unfettered opinion of an unelected official.”

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CMCM

just now

I've never played the game either except for a store or two where I needed to get in and therefore had to play mask theater (and I live in small town N. California). It's funny how all across this country there are crazy towns (almost all blue, I think) but from all the comments I keep hearing I'm now thinking that many if not most other places are fairly normal now and have almost always been normal throughout this whole stupid charade. Middle finger to the covidiots!

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I live in Northern California and it's definitely the non-chain stores that are not playing the masquerade game.

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I've been surprised that for quite a few months now, the Costco and Whole Foods where I shop have NOT had mask mandates. Their prior fanaticism about it is seemingly gone. Wear a mask if you want, but most people don't. Not in this particular county (Placer Co.)

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I am tired of seeing mandatorily masked employees, like servants, but customers are not masked. Freedom for all!

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In OH. MAYBE 5% still wearing masks in public. Local media literally getting laughed at over COVID coverage. People are waking up.

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AWESOME. WHat is on TV is a made-up reality. People starting to get it. Thanks.

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Heyyyyyy freedom neighbors

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Where are you? Illinois I presume?

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That's great news.

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Yes. The people on the video are so bright! In the meantime, we could also make it a rule to not admit anyone into our house unless they provide a negative rapid test for mono, flu, mycoplasma, negative TB test... I mean, you cannot afford to take any risks.

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Don’t forget chlamydia and syphilis tests,too! ( if it’s that kind of party, that is…)😉

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Hepatitis B. That shit is nasty.

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Yes, I think I will make people bring their own food, just in case. Will install also a portable WC on the street.

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NY, or any liberal hellhole. On the spot negative aids test is compulsory.

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If somebody sneezes, immediately out

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You would not make it to the turkey.

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Yes. One can never be too careful.

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I saw this yesterday and I'm still dumbfounded. What is so special about covid that we throw out all of the common sense and tradition from our past? Is this the first time ever that people coming to your house might be sick?

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Sufferin' shibboleths, son!

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I love this! Humor is the best weapon. That woman's faux-concerned, virtue-signaling face, her posture, her sympathetic tone: "this is tough", "this is hard", "we're out of practice being together", all designed to reinforce the neuroses of her audience. Thank you for the laughs and happy Thanksgiving, bad cat!

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"synthetic tone" Fixed it for you!

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Good one!

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I agree with you. But my first take on her was “what a condescending bitch!”

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Yes, so obvious, unless you are looking for sympathy.

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I have a test, do you agree with me that we should uphold the US Constitution, always? Yes! Come in. No? Byeeeeeee!!!

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We should throw at least 2 presidents out. I am not sure there might be more

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Apartheid is fun! 🤦‍♀️

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I think that the host must report to the authorities the positive cases.

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I can’t believe they forgot that step!

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Yeah. It is a very important part. Here I present my recommendations:

- Tell the positive case that their result is negative or inconclusive.

- Smile (from far) while you quietly reach a telephone.

- Tell'em you must go to the toilet.

- Once safe in the bathroom, call the authorities

- Since you have been in the vicinity report yourself and your guests to the authorities as well, or at least assume that they will arrest you. You have been a good citizen, but you guys are now a risk to the safety of others.

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If you are in Australia, the military will come and pick all of you up to quarantine you. So hurry up with that turkey before they arrive

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Long as they are human they can be bribed lol. Robots will need a can opener

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And deprive the soldiers of a nice meal? That's not taking one for the team!

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Hahaha. May be they could be bribed with a full plate?

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haha haha haha

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Very thorough! You’re good at this 🤣

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Texas - Host: What's your status? Guest: locked and loaded. We might have the entire dinner in the garage. Probably serving a TurDuckEn from Louisiana or Fried Turkey. Out of practice? Not us.

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Texas A&M talking vaccine mandates going around the OSHA stuff… Have some big dollar federal contracts coming in and they have to follow that. Come on Texans make your universities protect these kids.

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"Locked and loaded." 😂😂 I love you, Texans.

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What makes this so insidious is that it has the common people enforcing diktats on each other. The government might not be able to mandate someone get a vaccine but you can! And if you want to come in for some turkey all you have to do is show your Aryan Passport.

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Stop kidding. Thanksgiving is not a problem. One girl in the office looks today two tones whiter than yesterday. I think she's got Corona. I want to leave, but her desk is on my way. I am right now in the corner. What can I do? I have a window nearby, third floor...

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You'll have to jump, it's the only way. I mean, it's the RO!!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD EXPLODE IF YOU CATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes, 3rd floor sounds safe in comparison. I mean, death is sure with the ro, the girl does not stop breathing! WTF! She is going to kill us all.

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Stop breathing bitch, you only wear two masks!

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Don't worry....if she's vaccinated you are safe.

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Depending on the number of boosters. I need at least 4 to be sure according to the authorities. This is serious.

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"in my way"

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Scope the pathway to a fire alarm pull station. Prolly minimum sentence depending on your rap sheet, but not dead!

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No way! With all the mess I will not be able to stay a lot of feet away from other people, I mean virus

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Wait I thought rapid tests weren’t 100% accurate…and you can still spread the virus even if you’re vaxxed… we’re all gonna die! Happy Thanksgiving!

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"I thought rapid tests weren’t 100% accurate"

It's a feature, not a bug.

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Watching that makes my stomach turn. Most people believe this nonsense. And that asking your loved one for proof of vax status. We’re headed into some dark times here.

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I’m gonna party like it’s 2019

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Test the Turkey, please.

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Wait a fucking second guys!!!!!

I have just realized... The turkey could have COVID!!!! Stop the cooking and test it!

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At 45 PCR cycles mine was positive and killed the feral dogs I fed it to roaming the forest behind me.

Win-win!

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You saved your life. Now, get the vax and 4 boosters.

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No, I am serious now. If you are inviting someone that is not vaxxed or, vaxxed but not enough boosters, it is your responsability to inject them. Take the opportunity, please.

Put needles around your house so that they get the shot:

- Inside the turkey. Make sure that thet get a piece with a needle inside. Try to distract them so that they bite the needle.

- On the chair (needle up), they can get the jab in their genitals, no worries, it works anyway. These vaccines are excellent. If the needle penetrates through the asshole, still works.

- Same story for the toilet. If they are female, ok. If they are male only with number 2. So make sure that he eats a lot and needs to go. Think about adding laxative.

- Walls. If they lean on, vax gets in.

- Floor, only if you require guests to remove shoes.

- Suggest games in which players must write something. Instead of pencils and pens, well, you know.

- If nothing works, desperate measures, put the liquid into their drinks. Not sure if it works that way, but no worries. I will file a petition to the FDA on behalf of Pfizer for a drinkable vaccine (basically the same stuff, but drunk). Full approved in 5-10 minutes. So, it works.

- If nothing work, you have failed. Society ows you nothing, you are shit.

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This is so much easier in Australia, where you could just call the soldier standing outside your house inside to hold down the person and inject them for you.

If that isn't exactly what paying taxes is for, I don't know what is.

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Amen

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Anthony Fauci talks kind of funny. Maybe you could get him to say "sibboleth."

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🤣🤣

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Thankful for you and the sanity you help bring when so many have lost their minds. LOVE steps 3 - 5!!!!!!!!! Happy Thanksgiving all.

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