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As an un-jabbed SF resident, I can poop on the street, but I can't eat in a restaurant.

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San Francisco is a special kind of stupid! Poop in the street? No problem!! Crow bar shopping in Nordstrom? No problem!

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Me: I work for the WHO

"Oh cool, what do you do for them?"

Me: I travel through Africa counting people that poop outdoors

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Notice, too, that in the case of the two biggest regions--Africa/India--they also have very low covid rates. LOL.

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I feel like I'd like to go defecate on the steps of the capitol in washington DC. Would that be considered insurrectionary?

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Add DC. What about the current Resident of the White House too?

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You forgot to add New York City. De blasio opened a “Crack House” right in mid town Manhattan where drug addicts are given free needles (paid for by the NYC taxpayers) so they can shoot up with illegal drugs inside with out being arrested. Then they all defecate right outside on the sidewalk in the middle of Manhattan. No One picks it up because deblasio cut funding for sanitation (as well as police). There are literally human turds on every sidewalk. There are rats and 6 foot piles of trash on every corner. There are robberies in broad daylight on 5th avenue. Thank you Bill Deblasio. Thank you AOC for reclaiming New York for your socialist agenda! Every smart, wealthy, responsible person I know is moving to Jersey, PA, CT or flordia or has already gone. They won’t move back. Soon there will be no one left to tax. Now Bill deblasio also eliminated the Gifted and talented school program - the big Apple has become truly rotten.

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I love how politically incorrect this is

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If you are vaccinated your crap is not dangerous.

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Took me a minute haha

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I'm surprised it's not a darker red.

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hahaha this was funny. So hysterically funny. SF is kind of like a jungle? or .... a zoo

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Nah, SF just read that Africa has very low covid-19 cases so they're following 'the science'.

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denver needs to be on that list as well.

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You know, this does solve the transgender bathroom problem. (Jokes aside, lack of access to private toilets does pose a global threat to girls and women, who evidently do still exist in certain parts of the world.)

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You might want to send a copy of that map to The Ethical Skeptic.

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What about LA?

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Ahhh, the delicious San Francisco Street Pie. It’s everywhere. I can confirm.

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It's kind of remarkable how much the ACLU has contributed to the crashing down of civilization in my lifetime. What with the Baby&Bathtub Syndrome, the sea levels are rising because they're awash in infants...

Just Bizarro World First Class Genius. There are horrors in institutions housing the most vulnerable? Close the institutions...I ain't no architect, nor even a humble household remodeler or sumthin, but even I could figure out that one can take a massive building like the notorious Creedmore mental hospital and turn each floor into self-contained secure but attractive, easily-managed permanent therapeutic housing for the extremely, extremely permanently unwell. It just needed a wee bit of those two rarest of rare metals--imagination and common sense..

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anyone that has ever been camping has...if its good enough for the animals, it is good enough for me!

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By cats or humans?

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I needed a giggle this morning, thanks :)

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I attended a conference in San Francisco about 10 years ago. Went out for Thai food, could not believe the amount of 💩in garbage bags and in the street 🤢🤮!

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They left out New York.

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In the book The Poisonwood Bible, one of the American girls marries an African man. He despises indoor toilets and think outhouses should be just that, out-house. There are pros and cons to that! I am not talking of going in the bushes though!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Connection between defecting outdoors and low Covid? However SF is an outlier.

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you sure it's the right color? not too light?

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Took me 15 seconds to scan what was the joke. I used to live close by there in the 80s. Just bums on the streets.

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We got the public pooping virus in Chicago. Marxism is a disease.

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Hilarious, Gato!!!!

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🤣 A spot missing in Cape Town (SA) too... We had a few poo protests a couple of years back at the airport.

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Fast Herd Immunity without vaccines. San Francisco wasted their chance!

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Don't worry Pelosi and Kerry's homes are safe from that

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I must have looked at this on my phone the first time and didn't see the SF dot. 😸😸😸

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🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂❤

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Ever been backpacking/camping? Just askin'.

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on a cold morning in the woods it is invigorating...

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I'm now worried that up to 1% of my neighbours may be leaving surprises outside. Gonna step carefully from now on, especially at night.

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