I have been thinking about this a lot today. You need an assortment of one-liners that incorporate your profession as well as your martial hobby. How about we start with:
"Fluoride will be least of your worries when I give you a Vitamin-L injection."
"I am not Doc Holliday, but I am a dentist."
Please tell me that you are a gunslinger. If not, then I am thoroughly disillusioned...🥲
Rest assured, Mrhounddog, I have quite an assortment of firearms.
I have been thinking about this a lot today. You need an assortment of one-liners that incorporate your profession as well as your martial hobby. How about we start with:
"Fluoride will be least of your worries when I give you a Vitamin-L injection."
or
"Cavities? I'll show you cavities."
Excellent!
I hope your lungs are OK.
Good to go.