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Sooo... a Vogon, a Cylon and a Goa'Uld all lands on Earth and...?

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. . . And the bartender looked up from his paper and asked, "What is this, a joke?"

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What's wrong with Klingons and Star Trekk (double 'k')?

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No triple k please.

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Is that Icelandic for ET phone home?

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Is the answer pickled herring?

please explain this.

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Well, the Vogon is there to serve notice that the planet is to be demolished due to a new hyper-express route being built through our solar system, the cylon is looking for humans for a reason I never really understood when trying to watch "Cattlecar Galactica", and the Goa'Uld is just checking in on his old turf.

Yes, I used to watch/read way to much crap sci-fi. Got hooked on it reading the Delta Science Fiction series in the communal library as a nipper - Van Vogt, Andre Norton, "Horselover Phat" (Philip K Dick), Heinlein, Sladek, Lem, and so many others, high-brow and pure space fantasy escapism and just plain weird.

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Today, I need to up my game.

I'm stumped but this is some funny shit...and I don't even need to know what the hell you're talking about.

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>takes a bow<

1st urchin: Longbow, shortbow or crossbow?

2nd urchin: Strongbow o'course ya ninny!

3rd urchin (of the sea variety): ...and people call me prickly...

>ba-dum tisch<

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I'm saving this. I still can't figure it out. Circling back Peppermint Patty....

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alright, I had to use the internet of THINGS to get that one.

touche Rikard!

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Oh, yes. Resistance is futile! Read all the above.

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The answer is 42.

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Close, in a way.

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I'm just a simple monoglotBot. Me no understand Rikaaaard

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Yes, because the answer is 12.

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