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Now do Ukraine and the Democrat party!

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Right to jail, right away. With an offer for a slightly better cell if he flips on another major player. All the way up the chain. For everything.

It's a good start.

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Does anybody else feel worn down and tired from all of this corruption and constant stream of bs? There is literally nothing good or nice anywhere. I need a glass of wine.

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Every article about this fiasco should have as a headline some form of “Top Biden Donor Escapes Authorities After Stealing Hundreds of Millions of Dollars,” but of course that hasn’t been the case at all.

https://euphoricrecall.substack.com/p/dem-hypocrisy-and-the-megadonor-scandal

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Like Musk said, there will be no investigation because Bankman-Fried was the second largest donor to Democratic campaigns.

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I am just a regular nobody who has no business asking such questions, but I thought the genius and beauty and (other superlative) of block chain is that *it can always be traced. All transactions are transparent.* So why wasn’t this traceable and transparent?

I hope someone can figure this out before we start voting backed by block chain.

(Also can we ban the word “bespoke”. It’s unnecessarily pretentious. As I learned in freshman comp, “never utilize ‘utilize’ when you can use ‘use’.”)

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US taxpayers > Ukraine > FTX > DNC (with some Repub hush money mixed in too)

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I know philosophically speaking I'm still sitting in a cave, anxiously feeding bits of dried moss to the fire while the boys are off hunting.

But to me this is what happens when you use real [yes I know that's somewhat of a fallacy too] money to buy imaginary currency.

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something tells me that the resemblance to Madoff is just too uncanny

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there has to be a meme about FTX and IVM research somewhere

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founding

An “innocent” gato?

Hardly.

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How stupid do you have to be to participate in a defrauding scheme as either the defrauded or the defrauder? One way or another it's going to catch up with you.

"BE SURE YOUR SIN WILL FIND YOU OUT."

All such nonsense will be brought down. God is in control even though you insist that YOU are. He is going to have the Last Word!

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This whole story is a meme of incestuous elites and their predictable psychology and physiognomy https://yuribezmenov.substack.com/p/how-to-lose-214-million-in-one-year

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It’s crooks. Crooks everywhere. All the way down.

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And just as I surmised...gramma Yellen has already declared that we need to have new special regulations...

What, Hegelian Dialectic you say? Sorry, wrong number...

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Headquarters in the Bahamas should have been everyone's first clue. Like Monaco, it's a sunny place for shady people. But then, we're talking crypto investors.

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