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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Hmmm. I betcha that's a cold, dark and foreboding place. Perhaps gaslighting would keep me warm there?...:]

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Rikard's avatar

Lighting gas might keep you warm. Briefly.

And at the rate the price of beans is climbing, I don't know if it's fissible.

Edit: okay that joke was apparently so bad Substack refused to post it! "Something went wrong" it says in red. Oh well, that'll learn me trying to be funny.

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libertate's avatar

Well, after the Great Reset, for those still well-heeled enough to afford beans, expect this new product to arrive at your local Climate Commissariat that has been extensively beta-tested on the more traditional sort of cattle:

Behold the FartPack.

https://www.thedailystar.net/fartpack-20645

For an additional fee, a customized rear nozzle and tube assembly is available.

Otherwise, expect to be monitored for leakage.

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Rikard's avatar

Hm, I think I'll invest in the "Nixitch" instead:

https://auctionet.com/sv/608578-ask-nixitch-fran-filmen-agget-ar-lost-delades-ut-pa-premiaren-i-lund-1975

It's a promo-gadget from a swedish film premiered in 1975, scroll down a tad and you'll see a skincloured thingamabob and a yellow box.

Part of the story of the (quietly psychedelic) film is, this prodict is the straw that breaks the back - it's made from eggs and is more profitable than selling eggs, creating an egg shortage, riots, and finally armed insurrection and anarchy. People simply got fed up that the beastly industrialist owning the Nixitch factory (Max von Sydow) got even richer by selling a resource-destroying ass-scratcher, rather than food.

Yeah, it's social commentary against rampant destructive capitalism and communism alike.

If you can find the film, "├Дgget ├дr l├╢st" (which is a pun, referring to soft-boiled eggs - 'l├╢st') it's well worth an hour and a half, even without dub.

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libertate's avatar

"resource-destroying ass-scratcher"

Thanks for helping me spew coffee over my keyboard.

Gardner is right, you are flippin' hilarious.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

my last comment was a joke. don't get mad at me. we are in potty humor territory...:}

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Sounds like you've been traipsing through the DarkStar Web.........

It's okay libertate, I'm comfortable with your proclivities

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libertate's avatar

Tip of the iceberg, I'm afraid.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

I've heard if the ice melts anymore at the poles than you can expect a Scamdemic

What I've gathered is that COVID is only the tip of the iceberg!

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Rikard's avatar

Will that means flooding in Scamdinaiva, Scamada, and Scamtjatka?

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Scamtjatka*

Clever. LOL

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libertate's avatar

As per the Goracle, albeit a bit late, it must have all melted back in 2019, which is why we got the scamdemic.

Apparently, though, no one remembered to tell the Russians.

https://www.thenationalnews.com/world/2021/11/23/russia-sends-nuclear-powered-icebreakers-to-rescue-at-least-18-ships-stranded-in-artic/

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Fucking idiots. The lot of them.

Can we just have our country back and be left alone?!

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

The most feasible explanation:

Nothing went wrong. Don't try again...:]

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Youre the funniest guy on the stacks' imo Rikard

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Rikard's avatar

Thanks, spending the day in the sun painting have some happy side-effects it seems...

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libertate's avatar

It is like the upside-down.

As long as you bring your own flame-thrower, you are cool.

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Bandit's avatar

Gaslighting will heat up your temper. Being told lies pisses me off, at least.

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