Forcing it on all of us is a violation and coercion. According to FIndlaw.com, "The broad definition of coercion is "the use of express or implied threats of violence or reprisal (as discharge from employment) or other intimidating behavior that puts a person in immediate fear of the consequences in order to compel that person to act against his or her will." Actual violence, threats of violence, or other acts of pressure may constitute coercion if they're used to subvert an individual's free will or consent.
This reminds me of Playboy's review of the Catholic "Rhythm Method", maybe thirty years ago:
1)Avoid intercourse from 7 days after your period and seven days before your next period. That should keep you safe for 17-21 days per month.
2) Then examine moon phases. Avoid full moons ( astronomical, that is.) A few more safe days.
3) Saint's days should be spent in prayer, not indulgence.
4)Our Catholic neighbours had six children, all lovely people.
Theresa Tam recommended masks plus condoms if initiating a relationship-
5) I failed to make a fortune on the "TamPak', a condom and an attractive Covid mask in washroom dispensers in various watering holes.
6)Reply if you have 3-5 year safety data on "Vaxxes" in pregnant women.
7)We are obliged to keep records of paediatric treatment and encounters for 17 years from age of majority. I will be (statistically) dead in 2053, my ancestors lived to 99 on one side and merely 94 on the maternal branch, and I have cunningly arranged no responsibility for record retention.
8)There was a very effective birth control disc when I was a rookie. It was an 8 cm foam device, if kept constrained between the medial femoral condyles of the female patient was 98.735% "SAFE AND EFFECTIVE" in preventing pregnancy.
Upon further investigation, clinical trials show that after 6 months 58% of people in the treatment group had conceived, at which point the pill was offered to all participants and the study effectively completed. It is now mandated for all adults and currently being tested in children, where the efficacy is expected to be even better.
The sad truth is, it seems likely that Pfizer actually has launched a birth control product that may prove 100% effective without any of those other backups required. We’ll see the results in 10-15 years once the trials that recently started with 5-11 year olds are completed.
It occurred to me recently that the vaccine-free may find themselves in very high demand. There may be a large difference between the sexes as well. Given the biology, it seems likely women would be at increased risk. The human body is often amazingly resilient, but there is definite potential for serious effects or worse.
The masks - where's the masks? It won't be effective unless both parties, or all 25 participants if you're in NZ, wear masks, including the people in the next room, ye know "To be sure, To be sure!!!".
I cant tell whats real with these Pharma nuts either. This moronic approach to covid has broken all my faith in medicine. Its all about the money honey
I suspect it's a joke. This, however, is not, it's from British Columbia, link following:
"Steps to protect yourself during sex:
Here are some ways to lower the chances of being exposed to COVID-19 during sex with others:
Ask your partner(s) if they’re feeling unwell or have any symptoms of COVID-19.
Consider keeping contact information for your partner(s) so that you can reach them if one of you develops symptoms.
Before and after sex:
Wash your body with soap and water.
Wash your hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds.
Wash sex toys thoroughly per the manufacturer’s instructions. Most, but not all, can be cleaned with mild unscented soap and water. Do not share them with multiple partners.
Wear a face covering or mask. Heavy breathing during sex can create more droplets that may transmit COVID-19.
Avoid or limit kissing and saliva exchange.
Choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.
Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.
Using condoms, lubricant, and dental dams may help to further reduce the chances by minimizing contact with saliva, semen, feces, blood and/or internal genitalia/vaginal fluids during sex."
Wow…so funny but soo Sad! After reading this who would want to have sex with another person, but on a converse note you know what people will do when you tell them they can’t do something or how they have to do it! They will run to do it!
Also I’m surprised they didn’t mention the use of alcohol, marijuana, or other consciousness altering substances prior to this masked up, no exchange of bodily fluids, no touching sex you are about to embark upon!
You must double-condom as you walk to the bed (or sex spot of your choice), but then you can remove condoms before intercourse. And put them back on after sex. SCIENCE!
That was an anti-cholesterol medication, right? I get my big Pharma meds mixed up. I think my mother was on that at one point and yeah she took aspirin with it.
Ah okay. After her stroke, she was put on a ton of new meds and its difficult to keep them all straight. The infamous Vioxx was one of the meds she was on after her back surgery which led to her stroke.
Thank you. That experience is actually the start of my mistrust of the medical industry, 20 years ago next October. Yet my mother seemingly is not nearly as skeptical as she should be and she was the one who had the stroke and was in the lawsuit!
Latest advice: wear two condoms, take a booster pill every three days, stay a metre apart, don’t have intercourse whilst walking around in standing, just when sitting down.
70 to 80%ish of pregnancies less than 20 weeks are aborted if the mom got her vax during that time. The spike protein concentrates in the ovaries. Do the math. You can bet the overlords are not having their child of bearing years shot up.
The "viva a ciencia" part (i.e. "hail to science") is how we brazilians joke about the pandeminions and corona-lovers who's being complying since early 2020 and pushing everybody else to this current dystopia.
Okay after multiple comments and re-readings, is the joke within-a-joke that the translation loses the original meaning? I am just a badly confused human suffering from media-induced PTSD ;-)
Funny story. An older relative of mine was once told after having her 4th child that the way to avoid unwanted pregnancy was to 'drink a cup of cold water, and go to bed'.
She didn't understand the 'go right to bed part'. And that is how we ended up with a couple more older relatives we otherwise wouldn't have had.
The only thing he forgot is that it only works to keep you from getting pregnant if everyone around you takes it too.
But sometimes there are “breakthrough” pregnancies if people engage in sex
To owner, could I repost this,?
I guess ethically I can't except if everyone consented.
But certainly has been a blast.
Remember, Fauci should be called MR. Fauci. He has fallen from his dignity as doctor. Same with Wallensky et al.
I don’t think he even deserves ‘Mr.’
FECES
I think his real name is Josef Mengele.
Double BAM 💥 💥
And you have to force it on 5 year old children, in violation of NUREMBERG code
Forcing it on all of us is a violation and coercion. According to FIndlaw.com, "The broad definition of coercion is "the use of express or implied threats of violence or reprisal (as discharge from employment) or other intimidating behavior that puts a person in immediate fear of the consequences in order to compel that person to act against his or her will." Actual violence, threats of violence, or other acts of pressure may constitute coercion if they're used to subvert an individual's free will or consent.
When did the Nuremberg Code stop them committing crimes against humanity?
Thomas, tragically you are right. Justice will be done in this life or the next.
This is shrinking almost every evil up to now.
The minions , Boris, Justin, Macron, Biden etc are well hated by us and NWO.
IT WILL not end well for any of these
surely by now we realise it's just a code and nothing more.
No, most governments have enshrined the code into their own country's law.
Including the US.
Yep, they're definitely breaking the law, while riding roughshod over the Constitution at the same time.
Apparently it's more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. :)
So the guidelines are being ignored then and of course murder is still illegal.
https://tenor.com/view/pirates-caribbean-code-guidlines-rules-gif-10164767
You can still get pregnant but it’s less serious.
Side effect is dead babies.
Oh, you are goooood
Damn she has more likes on one post than my entire social media career. [8 likes in 20 yea4s]
But I bet I have been banned more than she.
The true measurement of a true keyboard warrior
Getting likes, or Getting banned?
Getting banned! Of course!
My first... I interjected on thread about adoption, gay partners and Chinese ban on same... 10k persons...
For 3 min got personal. I mean cowardly messages
Saying I am with you.... As I watched computer screen melt before me...
career on fb.. watching c ompter act funny when I tried to respond. What is going on? You've been blockef
Youtube, Twitter etc banned FOR LIFE,
I hope God will replay them all to me. He either enjoys me, or is horrified
I'm Irish, I'm Catholic Not in union with Francis, I am from NY, and I was never socialized
One quick question, is it OK to like your own comments here?
Bothered folks on other sites
And you can get pregnant if your neighbors have sex.
😂
This reminds me of Playboy's review of the Catholic "Rhythm Method", maybe thirty years ago:
1)Avoid intercourse from 7 days after your period and seven days before your next period. That should keep you safe for 17-21 days per month.
2) Then examine moon phases. Avoid full moons ( astronomical, that is.) A few more safe days.
3) Saint's days should be spent in prayer, not indulgence.
4)Our Catholic neighbours had six children, all lovely people.
Theresa Tam recommended masks plus condoms if initiating a relationship-
5) I failed to make a fortune on the "TamPak', a condom and an attractive Covid mask in washroom dispensers in various watering holes.
6)Reply if you have 3-5 year safety data on "Vaxxes" in pregnant women.
7)We are obliged to keep records of paediatric treatment and encounters for 17 years from age of majority. I will be (statistically) dead in 2053, my ancestors lived to 99 on one side and merely 94 on the maternal branch, and I have cunningly arranged no responsibility for record retention.
8)There was a very effective birth control disc when I was a rookie. It was an 8 cm foam device, if kept constrained between the medial femoral condyles of the female patient was 98.735% "SAFE AND EFFECTIVE" in preventing pregnancy.
LOL!
T.H.I.S.💀🤣😅😂
You win the internet for the day.
😄
BAM 💥
Upon further investigation, clinical trials show that after 6 months 58% of people in the treatment group had conceived, at which point the pill was offered to all participants and the study effectively completed. It is now mandated for all adults and currently being tested in children, where the efficacy is expected to be even better.
They should have taken three pills.
The sad truth is, it seems likely that Pfizer actually has launched a birth control product that may prove 100% effective without any of those other backups required. We’ll see the results in 10-15 years once the trials that recently started with 5-11 year olds are completed.
Yes that was my first thought when I read it
Sad, but true
Well played
It occurred to me recently that the vaccine-free may find themselves in very high demand. There may be a large difference between the sexes as well. Given the biology, it seems likely women would be at increased risk. The human body is often amazingly resilient, but there is definite potential for serious effects or worse.
The most dangerous experiment in human history.
In my youth we used to say that the most effective birth control was an aspirin ... held firmly between the knees.
You and I must be about the same age!
The masks - where's the masks? It won't be effective unless both parties, or all 25 participants if you're in NZ, wear masks, including the people in the next room, ye know "To be sure, To be sure!!!".
That's sounds rather like the Irishman wearing two condoms.
The spike protein injections may eliminate the need to worry about any of that.
This would actually be more effective at preventing pregnancy than Pfizer's jab is at preventing Covid... ;)
Sorry not to be funny... usually it's other way around for me..
Pfizer kill shot has negative effectiveness in some cases. And I think this will only worsen.
💥
I cant tell whats real with these Pharma nuts either. This moronic approach to covid has broken all my faith in medicine. Its all about the money honey
It's much more about depopulation, but why not make some money while you get rid of the masses.
And you must get monthly boosters!
Is it only monthly now?
👏😂
I suspect it's a joke. This, however, is not, it's from British Columbia, link following:
"Steps to protect yourself during sex:
Here are some ways to lower the chances of being exposed to COVID-19 during sex with others:
Ask your partner(s) if they’re feeling unwell or have any symptoms of COVID-19.
Consider keeping contact information for your partner(s) so that you can reach them if one of you develops symptoms.
Before and after sex:
Wash your body with soap and water.
Wash your hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds.
Wash sex toys thoroughly per the manufacturer’s instructions. Most, but not all, can be cleaned with mild unscented soap and water. Do not share them with multiple partners.
Wear a face covering or mask. Heavy breathing during sex can create more droplets that may transmit COVID-19.
Avoid or limit kissing and saliva exchange.
Choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.
Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.
Using condoms, lubricant, and dental dams may help to further reduce the chances by minimizing contact with saliva, semen, feces, blood and/or internal genitalia/vaginal fluids during sex."
www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid
I'm in LA if anyone wants to grab a mask and meet me at the glory hole. Bring your own soap.
Well, I suppose killing the mood is as good a means of contraception as any other.
Remember to fill out and notarize the affirmative consent forms while you're at it. In triplicate, please.
Be sure to each use your own pen!
And since when has signing across the torn condom packet not been enough?
The times, they are a changing.
Always have a witness! The State is mother, the State is father...
My own soap?! Who do you think I am, the money guy from Monopoly?!
🤣🤣
Wow…so funny but soo Sad! After reading this who would want to have sex with another person, but on a converse note you know what people will do when you tell them they can’t do something or how they have to do it! They will run to do it!
Also I’m surprised they didn’t mention the use of alcohol, marijuana, or other consciousness altering substances prior to this masked up, no exchange of bodily fluids, no touching sex you are about to embark upon!
Fixed link:
http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid-19-and-sex
Oops The bccdc.ca website!
PS: I opened the link and it says ‘Page Not Found’. Perhaps someone spoofed this and put it on bdcdc.ca website. They figured it out and removed it!
Don't know why it didn't work, copy and pasted directly from their site...here we go again:
http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid-19-and-sex
Oh does it ever…if I look back on my past I would be in trouble now! 😉😀
unfortunately, to date the efficacy is limited to the trans population...
Beautiful just beautiful. Mockery will be a powerful tool on ending this madness.
Hope so. Mock on!
REAL.
NSW Health offered a cheaper, more hands-on alternative: masturbate instead of what birds and bees do. Serious. It was issued in Jan 2021.
You only get half pregnant
You must double-condom as you walk to the bed (or sex spot of your choice), but then you can remove condoms before intercourse. And put them back on after sex. SCIENCE!
Wait, will YOU get pregnant if I don't take the pill and stand within 6 feet of you?
I think we can test this using a mannequin.
They forgot that you also need face mask for oral
Our masks become portable glory holes. Truly we live in extraordinary times.
and it is approved therefore it becomes mandatory at the whim of your fascist mayor.
It's fear, right? Fear that is making people so freaking stupid.
You are correct. But I like to think.... I can be pretty stupid without fear.
For a long time (maybe even now) doctors had no idea if Plavix did anything, so they prescribed aspirin with it.
I am not making this up.
That was an anti-cholesterol medication, right? I get my big Pharma meds mixed up. I think my mother was on that at one point and yeah she took aspirin with it.
Blood thinner
Ah okay. After her stroke, she was put on a ton of new meds and its difficult to keep them all straight. The infamous Vioxx was one of the meds she was on after her back surgery which led to her stroke.
I'm sorry she was injured
Thank you. That experience is actually the start of my mistrust of the medical industry, 20 years ago next October. Yet my mother seemingly is not nearly as skeptical as she should be and she was the one who had the stroke and was in the lawsuit!
The mNRA jabs are pretty much birth control by current trends. So no need for the joke, it's real.
The jab collects in the gonads among other places. This is baaaaad.
Oh, kitten, the time is practically upon us when only humans with exceptionally rugged, even callous natures will be able to joke about this time.
But don’t judge too harshly. Our enemies have studied us for a long time.
You ain’t kidding ! No one in my family can take a joke anymore !
Of course this is for real. Not enough people dead of Covid so population growth to be controlled by stopping procreation.
Latest advice: wear two condoms, take a booster pill every three days, stay a metre apart, don’t have intercourse whilst walking around in standing, just when sitting down.
70 to 80%ish of pregnancies less than 20 weeks are aborted if the mom got her vax during that time. The spike protein concentrates in the ovaries. Do the math. You can bet the overlords are not having their child of bearing years shot up.
Buenísimo! 😜👏😀
One of the many serious adverse events is it could turn your balls blue!
And, 68% of the time your dick will fall off.
5 minutes of fame for that cat ;)
It results in less extreme sexual encounters.
Yep, Vaccine now just means prophylactic. We the people should use this opportunity to say unacceptable.
This is fairly fabulous
He's being ironic. Very good joke by the way lol
The "viva a ciencia" part (i.e. "hail to science") is how we brazilians joke about the pandeminions and corona-lovers who's being complying since early 2020 and pushing everybody else to this current dystopia.
Haha it is a funny joke from my country 🇧🇷We even know that is faux
I would like to sue my government for damages when they force unjust mandates. However, my government has too many guns.
or just comply with the 6' separation.
May cause blood clots.
Comes with a coupon for your cast-iron chastity belt...
It works best on “converted women”, like Rachel Levine.
Okay after multiple comments and re-readings, is the joke within-a-joke that the translation loses the original meaning? I am just a badly confused human suffering from media-induced PTSD ;-)
No, the translation is 100% correct.
I though the correct translation was "should be used" rather than "must be used." *Flummoxed*
Hilarious
hahahahahaha!
Sounds about right.
Funny story. An older relative of mine was once told after having her 4th child that the way to avoid unwanted pregnancy was to 'drink a cup of cold water, and go to bed'.
She didn't understand the 'go right to bed part'. And that is how we ended up with a couple more older relatives we otherwise wouldn't have had.
I think he was being ironic because they claim high efficacy with the vax yet you must be masked, social distanced, etc etc
The sad truth is that if Pfizer could market such a pill, they would! (And Pfauci would help.)
Yeh, but it’s “safe & effective “.
🤣
Hahahahaha
😂😂💖