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Oh Susanna's avatar

The only thing he forgot is that it only works to keep you from getting pregnant if everyone around you takes it too.

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NCmom's avatar

But sometimes there are “breakthrough” pregnancies if people engage in sex

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John Raymond's avatar

To owner, could I repost this,?

I guess ethically I can't except if everyone consented.

But certainly has been a blast.

Remember, Fauci should be called MR. Fauci. He has fallen from his dignity as doctor. Same with Wallensky et al.

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Cathleen Manny's avatar

I don’t think he even deserves ‘Mr.’

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Rosemary B's avatar

FECES

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mizcebe's avatar

I think his real name is Josef Mengele.

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AnnieGetYourGun's avatar

Double BAM 💥 💥

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John Raymond's avatar

And you have to force it on 5 year old children, in violation of NUREMBERG code

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SayWhat's avatar

Forcing it on all of us is a violation and coercion. According to FIndlaw.com, "The broad definition of coercion is "the use of express or implied threats of violence or reprisal (as discharge from employment) or other intimidating behavior that puts a person in immediate fear of the consequences in order to compel that person to act against his or her will." Actual violence, threats of violence, or other acts of pressure may constitute coercion if they're used to subvert an individual's free will or consent.

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Thomas's avatar

When did the Nuremberg Code stop them committing crimes against humanity?

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John Raymond's avatar

Thomas, tragically you are right. Justice will be done in this life or the next.

This is shrinking almost every evil up to now.

The minions , Boris, Justin, Macron, Biden etc are well hated by us and NWO.

IT WILL not end well for any of these

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Fakeologist's avatar

surely by now we realise it's just a code and nothing more.

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Thomas's avatar

No, most governments have enshrined the code into their own country's law.

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Grandma Bear's avatar

Including the US.

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Thomas's avatar

Yep, they're definitely breaking the law, while riding roughshod over the Constitution at the same time.

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JS's avatar

Apparently it's more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. :)

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Thomas's avatar

So the guidelines are being ignored then and of course murder is still illegal.

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John Bowman's avatar

You can still get pregnant but it’s less serious.

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Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

Side effect is dead babies.

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John Raymond's avatar

Oh, you are goooood

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John Raymond's avatar

Damn she has more likes on one post than my entire social media career. [8 likes in 20 yea4s]

But I bet I have been banned more than she.

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The Motherlord's avatar

The true measurement of a true keyboard warrior

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John Raymond's avatar

Getting likes, or Getting banned?

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The Motherlord's avatar

Getting banned! Of course!

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John Raymond's avatar

My first... I interjected on thread about adoption, gay partners and Chinese ban on same... 10k persons...

For 3 min got personal. I mean cowardly messages

Saying I am with you.... As I watched computer screen melt before me...

career on fb.. watching c ompter act funny when I tried to respond. What is going on? You've been blockef

Youtube, Twitter etc banned FOR LIFE,

I hope God will replay them all to me. He either enjoys me, or is horrified

I'm Irish, I'm Catholic Not in union with Francis, I am from NY, and I was never socialized

One quick question, is it OK to like your own comments here?

Bothered folks on other sites

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Space Hamster Boo's avatar

And you can get pregnant if your neighbors have sex.

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Oh Susanna's avatar

😂

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Robert's avatar

This reminds me of Playboy's review of the Catholic "Rhythm Method", maybe thirty years ago:

1)Avoid intercourse from 7 days after your period and seven days before your next period. That should keep you safe for 17-21 days per month.

2) Then examine moon phases. Avoid full moons ( astronomical, that is.) A few more safe days.

3) Saint's days should be spent in prayer, not indulgence.

4)Our Catholic neighbours had six children, all lovely people.

Theresa Tam recommended masks plus condoms if initiating a relationship-

5) I failed to make a fortune on the "TamPak', a condom and an attractive Covid mask in washroom dispensers in various watering holes.

6)Reply if you have 3-5 year safety data on "Vaxxes" in pregnant women.

7)We are obliged to keep records of paediatric treatment and encounters for 17 years from age of majority. I will be (statistically) dead in 2053, my ancestors lived to 99 on one side and merely 94 on the maternal branch, and I have cunningly arranged no responsibility for record retention.

8)There was a very effective birth control disc when I was a rookie. It was an 8 cm foam device, if kept constrained between the medial femoral condyles of the female patient was 98.735% "SAFE AND EFFECTIVE" in preventing pregnancy.

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SayWhat's avatar

LOL!

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TsWife's avatar

T.H.I.S.💀🤣😅😂

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Yancey Ward's avatar

You win the internet for the day.

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Gerard's avatar

😄

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AnnieGetYourGun's avatar

BAM 💥

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Diana's avatar

Upon further investigation, clinical trials show that after 6 months 58% of people in the treatment group had conceived, at which point the pill was offered to all participants and the study effectively completed. It is now mandated for all adults and currently being tested in children, where the efficacy is expected to be even better.

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Phil Carson's avatar

They should have taken three pills.

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Grandma Bear's avatar

The sad truth is, it seems likely that Pfizer actually has launched a birth control product that may prove 100% effective without any of those other backups required. We’ll see the results in 10-15 years once the trials that recently started with 5-11 year olds are completed.

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Le Chat Noir's avatar

Yes that was my first thought when I read it

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AnnieGetYourGun's avatar

Sad, but true

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Jestre's avatar

Well played

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Space Hamster Boo's avatar

It occurred to me recently that the vaccine-free may find themselves in very high demand. There may be a large difference between the sexes as well. Given the biology, it seems likely women would be at increased risk. The human body is often amazingly resilient, but there is definite potential for serious effects or worse.

The most dangerous experiment in human history.

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Phoebe's avatar

In my youth we used to say that the most effective birth control was an aspirin ... held firmly between the knees.

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mizcebe's avatar

You and I must be about the same age!

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Sean O'Dalaigh's avatar

The masks - where's the masks? It won't be effective unless both parties, or all 25 participants if you're in NZ, wear masks, including the people in the next room, ye know "To be sure, To be sure!!!".

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Thomas's avatar

That's sounds rather like the Irishman wearing two condoms.

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The Aging Viking's avatar

The spike protein injections may eliminate the need to worry about any of that.

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cmpalmer75's avatar

This would actually be more effective at preventing pregnancy than Pfizer's jab is at preventing Covid... ;)

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John Raymond's avatar

Sorry not to be funny... usually it's other way around for me..

Pfizer kill shot has negative effectiveness in some cases. And I think this will only worsen.

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Nemesis45ever's avatar

I cant tell whats real with these Pharma nuts either. This moronic approach to covid has broken all my faith in medicine. Its all about the money honey

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Thomas's avatar

It's much more about depopulation, but why not make some money while you get rid of the masses.

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Unacceptable DebMG's avatar

And you must get monthly boosters!

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Thomas's avatar

Is it only monthly now?

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Unacceptable DebMG's avatar

👏😂

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The Motherlord's avatar

I suspect it's a joke. This, however, is not, it's from British Columbia, link following:

"Steps to protect yourself during sex:

Here are some ways to lower the chances of being exposed to COVID-19 during sex with others:

Ask your partner(s) if they’re feeling unwell or have any symptoms of COVID-19.

Consider keeping contact information for your partner(s) so that you can reach them if one of you develops symptoms.

Before and after sex:

Wash your body with soap and water.

Wash your hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds.

Wash sex toys thoroughly per the manufacturer’s instructions. Most, but not all, can be cleaned with mild unscented soap and water. Do not share them with multiple partners.

Wear a face covering or mask. Heavy breathing during sex can create more droplets that may transmit COVID-19.

Avoid or limit kissing and saliva exchange.

Choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.

Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.

Using condoms, lubricant, and dental dams may help to further reduce the chances by minimizing contact with saliva, semen, feces, blood and/or internal genitalia/vaginal fluids during sex."

www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid

I'm in LA if anyone wants to grab a mask and meet me at the glory hole. Bring your own soap.

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Phoebe's avatar

Well, I suppose killing the mood is as good a means of contraception as any other.

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Space Hamster Boo's avatar

Remember to fill out and notarize the affirmative consent forms while you're at it. In triplicate, please.

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The Motherlord's avatar

Be sure to each use your own pen!

And since when has signing across the torn condom packet not been enough?

The times, they are a changing.

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Space Hamster Boo's avatar

Always have a witness! The State is mother, the State is father...

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

My own soap?! Who do you think I am, the money guy from Monopoly?!

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

🤣🤣

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

Wow…so funny but soo Sad! After reading this who would want to have sex with another person, but on a converse note you know what people will do when you tell them they can’t do something or how they have to do it! They will run to do it!

Also I’m surprised they didn’t mention the use of alcohol, marijuana, or other consciousness altering substances prior to this masked up, no exchange of bodily fluids, no touching sex you are about to embark upon!

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

Oops The bccdc.ca website!

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

PS: I opened the link and it says ‘Page Not Found’. Perhaps someone spoofed this and put it on bdcdc.ca website. They figured it out and removed it!

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The Motherlord's avatar

Don't know why it didn't work, copy and pasted directly from their site...here we go again:

http://www.bccdc.ca/health-info/diseases-conditions/covid-19/prevention-risks/covid-19-and-sex

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

Oh does it ever…if I look back on my past I would be in trouble now! 😉😀

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Alluminator's avatar

unfortunately, to date the efficacy is limited to the trans population...

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SquidbillyCPO, UltraMAGA's avatar

Beautiful just beautiful. Mockery will be a powerful tool on ending this madness.

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SayWhat's avatar

Hope so. Mock on!

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Barry O'Kenyan's avatar

REAL.

NSW Health offered a cheaper, more hands-on alternative: masturbate instead of what birds and bees do. Serious. It was issued in Jan 2021.

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Rose Loomis's avatar

You only get half pregnant

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

You must double-condom as you walk to the bed (or sex spot of your choice), but then you can remove condoms before intercourse. And put them back on after sex. SCIENCE!

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Shelly S's avatar

Wait, will YOU get pregnant if I don't take the pill and stand within 6 feet of you?

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

I think we can test this using a mannequin.

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Igor Chudov's avatar

They forgot that you also need face mask for oral

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Our masks become portable glory holes. Truly we live in extraordinary times.

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Ed's avatar

and it is approved therefore it becomes mandatory at the whim of your fascist mayor.

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AL's avatar

It's fear, right? Fear that is making people so freaking stupid.

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John Raymond's avatar

You are correct. But I like to think.... I can be pretty stupid without fear.

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Guynoir's avatar

For a long time (maybe even now) doctors had no idea if Plavix did anything, so they prescribed aspirin with it.

I am not making this up.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

That was an anti-cholesterol medication, right? I get my big Pharma meds mixed up. I think my mother was on that at one point and yeah she took aspirin with it.

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Guynoir's avatar

Blood thinner

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Ah okay. After her stroke, she was put on a ton of new meds and its difficult to keep them all straight. The infamous Vioxx was one of the meds she was on after her back surgery which led to her stroke.

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Guynoir's avatar

I'm sorry she was injured

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

Thank you. That experience is actually the start of my mistrust of the medical industry, 20 years ago next October. Yet my mother seemingly is not nearly as skeptical as she should be and she was the one who had the stroke and was in the lawsuit!

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jacquelyn sauriol's avatar

The mNRA jabs are pretty much birth control by current trends. So no need for the joke, it's real.

The jab collects in the gonads among other places. This is baaaaad.

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Lawrence's avatar

Oh, kitten, the time is practically upon us when only humans with exceptionally rugged, even callous natures will be able to joke about this time.

But don’t judge too harshly. Our enemies have studied us for a long time.

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AnnieGetYourGun's avatar

You ain’t kidding ! No one in my family can take a joke anymore !

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Susan G's avatar

Of course this is for real. Not enough people dead of Covid so population growth to be controlled by stopping procreation.

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John Bowman's avatar

Latest advice: wear two condoms, take a booster pill every three days, stay a metre apart, don’t have intercourse whilst walking around in standing, just when sitting down.

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Raptor's avatar

70 to 80%ish of pregnancies less than 20 weeks are aborted if the mom got her vax during that time. The spike protein concentrates in the ovaries. Do the math. You can bet the overlords are not having their child of bearing years shot up.

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Frontera Lupita's avatar

Buenísimo! 😜👏😀

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Doger Badell's avatar

One of the many serious adverse events is it could turn your balls blue!

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John Raymond's avatar

And, 68% of the time your dick will fall off.

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behind the curtain's avatar

5 minutes of fame for that cat ;)

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James Riley's avatar

It results in less extreme sexual encounters.

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Jammo's avatar

Yep, Vaccine now just means prophylactic. We the people should use this opportunity to say unacceptable.

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Luna579's avatar

This is fairly fabulous

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The Convincer's avatar

He's being ironic. Very good joke by the way lol

The "viva a ciencia" part (i.e. "hail to science") is how we brazilians joke about the pandeminions and corona-lovers who's being complying since early 2020 and pushing everybody else to this current dystopia.

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Fernanda G's avatar

Haha it is a funny joke from my country 🇧🇷We even know that is faux

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Fr0hickey's avatar

I would like to sue my government for damages when they force unjust mandates. However, my government has too many guns.

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Dan's avatar

or just comply with the 6' separation.

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Jestre's avatar

May cause blood clots.

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SCA's avatar

Comes with a coupon for your cast-iron chastity belt...

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Alex Kogan's avatar

It works best on “converted women”, like Rachel Levine.

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CB's avatar

Okay after multiple comments and re-readings, is the joke within-a-joke that the translation loses the original meaning? I am just a badly confused human suffering from media-induced PTSD ;-)

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Oh Susanna's avatar

No, the translation is 100% correct.

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CB's avatar

I though the correct translation was "should be used" rather than "must be used." *Flummoxed*

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maria heng's avatar

Hilarious

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John Hemingway's avatar

hahahahahaha!

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Oh Susanna's avatar

Sounds about right.

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coords1306's avatar

Funny story. An older relative of mine was once told after having her 4th child that the way to avoid unwanted pregnancy was to 'drink a cup of cold water, and go to bed'.

She didn't understand the 'go right to bed part'. And that is how we ended up with a couple more older relatives we otherwise wouldn't have had.

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JDS's avatar

I think he was being ironic because they claim high efficacy with the vax yet you must be masked, social distanced, etc etc

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The Wiltster's avatar

The sad truth is that if Pfizer could market such a pill, they would! (And Pfauci would help.)

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Positively Paying It Forward's avatar

Yeh, but it’s “safe & effective “.

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Swanlzs's avatar

🤣

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GrilledTomatoes's avatar

Hahahahaha

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el ellop's avatar

😂😂💖

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