is this for real?
i seriously cannot tell when you guys are joking anymore…
The only thing he forgot is that it only works to keep you from getting pregnant if everyone around you takes it too.
Upon further investigation, clinical trials show that after 6 months 58% of people in the treatment group had conceived, at which point the pill was offered to all participants and the study effectively completed. It is now mandated for all adults and currently being tested in children, where the efficacy is expected to be even better.
The sad truth is, it seems likely that Pfizer actually has launched a birth control product that may prove 100% effective without any of those other backups required. We’ll see the results in 10-15 years once the trials that recently started with 5-11 year olds are completed.
In my youth we used to say that the most effective birth control was an aspirin ... held firmly between the knees.
The masks - where's the masks? It won't be effective unless both parties, or all 25 participants if you're in NZ, wear masks, including the people in the next room, ye know "To be sure, To be sure!!!".
The spike protein injections may eliminate the need to worry about any of that.
This would actually be more effective at preventing pregnancy than Pfizer's jab is at preventing Covid... ;)
I cant tell whats real with these Pharma nuts either. This moronic approach to covid has broken all my faith in medicine. Its all about the money honey
And you must get monthly boosters!
that sounds so good ... we'd better mandate it!
I suspect it's a joke. This, however, is not, it's from British Columbia, link following:
"Steps to protect yourself during sex:
Here are some ways to lower the chances of being exposed to COVID-19 during sex with others:
Ask your partner(s) if they’re feeling unwell or have any symptoms of COVID-19.
Consider keeping contact information for your partner(s) so that you can reach them if one of you develops symptoms.
Before and after sex:
Wash your body with soap and water.
Wash your hands with soap and water for at least 20 seconds.
Wash sex toys thoroughly per the manufacturer’s instructions. Most, but not all, can be cleaned with mild unscented soap and water. Do not share them with multiple partners.
Wear a face covering or mask. Heavy breathing during sex can create more droplets that may transmit COVID-19.
Avoid or limit kissing and saliva exchange.
Choose sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact.
Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.
Using condoms, lubricant, and dental dams may help to further reduce the chances by minimizing contact with saliva, semen, feces, blood and/or internal genitalia/vaginal fluids during sex."
I'm in LA if anyone wants to grab a mask and meet me at the glory hole. Bring your own soap.
unfortunately, to date the efficacy is limited to the trans population...
Beautiful just beautiful. Mockery will be a powerful tool on ending this madness.
NSW Health offered a cheaper, more hands-on alternative: masturbate instead of what birds and bees do. Serious. It was issued in Jan 2021.
You only get half pregnant
You must double-condom as you walk to the bed (or sex spot of your choice), but then you can remove condoms before intercourse. And put them back on after sex. SCIENCE!
Wait, will YOU get pregnant if I don't take the pill and stand within 6 feet of you?
They forgot that you also need face mask for oral
and it is approved therefore it becomes mandatory at the whim of your fascist mayor.
It's fear, right? Fear that is making people so freaking stupid.
For a long time (maybe even now) doctors had no idea if Plavix did anything, so they prescribed aspirin with it.
I am not making this up.
The mNRA jabs are pretty much birth control by current trends. So no need for the joke, it's real.
The jab collects in the gonads among other places. This is baaaaad.
Oh, kitten, the time is practically upon us when only humans with exceptionally rugged, even callous natures will be able to joke about this time.
But don’t judge too harshly. Our enemies have studied us for a long time.
Of course this is for real. Not enough people dead of Covid so population growth to be controlled by stopping procreation.
Latest advice: wear two condoms, take a booster pill every three days, stay a metre apart, don’t have intercourse whilst walking around in standing, just when sitting down.
Anti-ageing creams are 100% effective at fighting ageing.
It’s just that they seem to lose that fight 100% of the time. That doesn’t make them ineffective.
70 to 80%ish of pregnancies less than 20 weeks are aborted if the mom got her vax during that time. The spike protein concentrates in the ovaries. Do the math. You can bet the overlords are not having their child of bearing years shot up.
One of the many serious adverse events is it could turn your balls blue!
And, 68% of the time your dick will fall off.
5 minutes of fame for that cat ;)
It results in less extreme sexual encounters.
Yep, Vaccine now just means prophylactic. We the people should use this opportunity to say unacceptable.
This is fairly fabulous
He's being ironic. Very good joke by the way lol
The "viva a ciencia" part (i.e. "hail to science") is how we brazilians joke about the pandeminions and corona-lovers who's being complying since early 2020 and pushing everybody else to this current dystopia.
Haha it is a funny joke from my country 🇧🇷We even know that is faux
I would like to sue my government for damages when they force unjust mandates. However, my government has too many guns.
or just comply with the 6' separation.
May cause blood clots.
Comes with a coupon for your cast-iron chastity belt...
It works best on “converted women”, like Rachel Levine.
Okay after multiple comments and re-readings, is the joke within-a-joke that the translation loses the original meaning? I am just a badly confused human suffering from media-induced PTSD ;-)
Sounds about right.
Funny story. An older relative of mine was once told after having her 4th child that the way to avoid unwanted pregnancy was to 'drink a cup of cold water, and go to bed'.
She didn't understand the 'go right to bed part'. And that is how we ended up with a couple more older relatives we otherwise wouldn't have had.
I think he was being ironic because they claim high efficacy with the vax yet you must be masked, social distanced, etc etc
The sad truth is that if Pfizer could market such a pill, they would! (And Pfauci would help.)
Yeh, but it’s “safe & effective “.