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The number of heart commercials on TV right now is mind-blowing. Even my 'zoned out' friends have noticed. They don't laugh when I tell them why.

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It always interests me when the zoned out start noticing things that, when we noticed, made us crazy conspiracists. I just wonder - what flipped their switch? Why now?

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A saying I heard recently keeps coming up -- If you're one step ahead of everybody else, you're a genius. If you're two steps ahead of everybody else, you're a lunatic.

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If youтАЩre three steps ahead youтАЩre a conspiracy theorist.

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Not far different from the old hiker joke. Two backpackers are being pursued by a grizzly bear. One hiker stops, drops his backpack, pulls out some running shoes, and begins unlacing his boots. His partner is incredulous. "Are you out of your mind? There's a bear after us!" His friend replies "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you."

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That makes a large *smart* bunch of us lunatics for staying behind the jab trend ЁЯШБ

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So, so astute.

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they all start to have heart problems ?

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I think that goes right to the heart of the matter.

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It might just be Valentine coming up, but there is a lot of heart going on lately

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stroke too. saw a photo on twitter of a ad for a childrens book (it was in France) about Strokes and how they are normal. These people are very very very sick

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Yep France is in there too with the other communist countries now. I wonder what they are calling Le Pen now? they can hardly call her democrat or liberal?

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Just wait for the HIV commercials

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The current HIV commercials are going to have to be reconfigured because they all feature black trans people. Time for some diversity in HIV!

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Thank you for telling them why.

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You still watch тАЬTVтАЭ?

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Live sports is all.

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