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They realized their mistake.

It went like this, and no, I’m not joking.

“The ‘vaccine’ isn’t working out… some white hat lab created omicron and defeated our lab made virus, and now no one is taking the vaccine?”

“The vaccine we created to depopulate the earth?”

“Yup, that one.”

“Wait.. who exactly isn’t taking this vaccine?”

“Well, the free thinkers, the Trump supporters, the libertarians, the majority of the armed population.”

“Holy shit… you mean to tell me that only the docile, easy to manipulate and control people took the death shot?”

“I’m afraid so…”

“Can we make the virus deadlier and re-release it, to kill off everyone with natural immunity?”

“Already on it.”

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Holy Shit. This is Take-To-The-Streets level stuff.

For the first time in this whole horrendous disaster, all of which I watched in disbelief but while recognizing that people were completely ideologically captured and thus incapable of absorbing information or warnings, I am tempted to Dad Spam everyone I know with this post.

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I thought gain of function research was illegal to do in the US. Wasn't that why it's all shipped out overseas... like Wuhan?

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So anyone with a decent biolab and three good virologists can create, and press the DESTROY THE WORLD BUTTON.

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OK, raise your hand if you've never, ever, ever, at any moment in your life, ever wondered, even for the briefest moment, how it's possible that anything can exist anywhere outside of what you see, looking out from your own eyes in your own self?

Because reality's a really strange concept.

All you need is the slightest touch of immorality and amorality and a real enjoyment for playing with toys especially if someone's ever told you not to. It's really easy to pretend that it's just playing theoretical games even if you're playing them with extremely real microbes.

You'd always have at least a couple of colleagues going "blurrggghhhh!" when you sewed extra heads on dogs.

So you have to make the work less viscerally-comprehensible.

And they did and here we are.

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does anyone have any tactical nukes available for these labs?

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New reality TV show idea: Gordon Ramsay’s “Bioweapons Lab Makeover.”

Currently accepting proposals for conversion outcomes—lamppost factory, love bomb manufacturer, crimes-against-humanity convict biofuel production? Sky’s the limit!

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It shouldn't be dismissed as a matter of politics to propose we solve the where-the-hell-did-the-virus-come-from-because-it’s-killed-millions-and-I-wonder-if-it's-coincidental-that-it-emerged-literally-right-down-the-road-from-the-world's-preeminent-research-lab-on-novel-coronaviruses-and-oh-yes-perhaps-someone-should-be-held-accountable-so-this-GOF-shit-ends conundrum.

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I just read these to get panic attacks. And depression.

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80% mortality in humanised mice where the original strain has 100% mortality. This does not translate into the human mortality rate. Important to read the whole paper. Due to antigenic original sin would be a bad day for the vaccinated though…

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Time to bring back drawing and quartering.

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I want to believe so badly that this isn’t true. I just can’t anymore.....

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The NIH CDC etc need an exorcism.

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Well 80% mortality sounds terrible, but these clown science people also claimed that the original China virus was very deadly, so I can't take them serious at all.

Just hope they had fun doing their little experiments.

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This is absolute lunacy. God help us.

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Here's a fun thought for you:

Forget all the world domination schemes, depop-cultism, climate hysteria and plain old greed. Forget all the tangled conspiracies, theories or real.

Most of the people involved in funding and protecting this kind of thing?

Are old. Over the hill. Past due date. Running on fumes.

And what is the one thing a narcissistic personality does when they can't play the game no more?

They try to destroy it for everyone.

So try this one on for size:

The idea with creating a real mass-murdering disease?

They see death approaching. Game over, thanks for playing and hand over your character sheet.

So they want to kill the game.

Meaning life itself.

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