parody or woke? 6/17 puzzle

see if you can guess

i’m going to launch a new series where i post content and you guess whether it’s an actual news story/woke position or whether it’s from a parody site.

this is to test the following proposition:

without knowledge of a speaker’s priors, any sufficiently woke statement is indistinguishable from parody.

so, make a real guess before you check the answer at the bottom. it’s for science!

be sure to guess before you check the ANSWER.

nobody likes a cheater.