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seemed easy to bring Trump back... so what is the holdup with freaking famous Doctors who did nothing wrong?

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No one kills time like a cat

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I can't wait until Elon puts a chip in my brain and connects me to Starlink and a global social credit score. It's gonna be sweet 'cause we'll get to really own the wokesters on twitter again which is as close to real life as it gets.

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Dec 1, 2022·edited Dec 1, 2022

Well, Berenson is back, the ethicalskeptic is publishing, but not you or Malone. Hmm…

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Oh Mighty Gato of Greatness--

Did you know that even here, in the jungles of Subness, others more dangerous than thee, (oh, no, could it be so!?!) have been denied a voice?!?

The little bird that whispers in my ear says that both Dr. Lee Merritt and Dr. Mike Yeadon have been left like race horses for whom the gates slammed shut at the break of the race, by the bastion of free speech, where at we all speak!

If Musk is Man, and not a Mouse, letting The Gato of Greatness come back will be a fab start, but his real bonifides, (and b@!!s, lol,) will be proven if those two can be let out of the starting gates in this stretch of the race to resurrect Reality!!

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I still want Elon to start making his Musk Ox Phone. He could market it as "Ugly, but Indestructible!" (...and google free)

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Dec 1, 2022·edited Dec 1, 2022

For many years, I preferred Apple computers to the Windoze OS like many. But when the notorious cry bully Taylor Lorenz joined in the call for rancid censorship and Elon's Twitter be banned from the Apple App Store and the Google Play Store, it was clear what the Fascist Left was pushing.

Was so mad, went to find Tim Cook's contact info to tear him a new ass. Apple got the message as they are good at PR and apparently, a truce of sorts is underway.

While some have reported there's a release of accounts with larger ones getting freed from Twatter Jail, others are not seeing similar outcomes. The prisoner exodus seems to have slowed considerably and expectations of all Goolag prisoners' release is causing some itchy distress.

Again, I did submit a recent appeal to free Horsey and my feline friend, malo gato, fwiw.

Let's all hurry up and wait.

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LOVE the two animated cat gifs, hahahaha!

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Still waiting here...

Someone is trying to show Elon he is really not in charge but faceless technocrats controlled by a faceless bureaucracy from DC to the WEF...

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Apple disabled the use of AirDrop by protesters in China at the request of the CCP. Elon claims to be a free speech absolutist. Hard to reconcile that disparity with a walkabout love in.

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I'm not back either (certainly, I'm just an ordinary user who said what I thought of Kathy Griffin when they brought her back in. I barely hit the enter key when I was bounced out.) I am disappointed the "return" is not as stated, but heartened (sorry) that El Gato's not back yet....that gives me a bit of hope. I appealed; no luck yet.

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Waiting for the same!!! But realizing that the forces arrayed against free speech are enormous -- do not underestimate the resistance!!!

I also hope that Elon does not have a totally unexpected car accident or his bedside table gun suddenly firing on its own

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Things take time. I’m in business. This could take months. This is an issue that needs watching because the time it takes to do something is sometimes a cover for NOT doing it. And sometimes it is just taking time to finish the task. The Star Trek ‘Make it so, #2’, and then it happens doesn’t work in real life. Real life is messy. Unbreaking eggs already made into an omelet is way harder than starting from scratch with new eggs. One of the reasons pols don’t actually work on solving problems is because the solution is seldom neat and clean and easy. It usually is the best one can get done at that time. Which means it isn’t perfect and it leaves some people unhappy. And it costs more than you hoped it would cost. Etc. Obviously even bad cats should be allowed back on Twitter. I’d be shocked if that doesn’t happen. But it could take awhile.

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EGM - If Elon reneges, you & Catturd need to go over there & claw the feathers out of the remaining Twits and then spray all the HQ common areas thoroughly. Catturd can even leave a few hidden "eponymous treats" hidden around as well...

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He should ignore the EU, since he's too big for it to go after. The EU is real good at going for naive northerners, real good at destroying everything for small businesses, and real good for creating a Europe which is just a few steps away from being European Union of Subject Socialist Republics.

What are they going to do? Ban twitter? Not a chance.

For anyone rich, the EU is a paper tiger. F***, they can't even do real embargos against Russia because so many of their upper tiers in France and Germany and Austria and Italy are by way of proxies part-owners in russian businesses.

I'msorry, thinking about the EU makes the bile rise too much. When I was born, my nation was sovereign. Now, it is a province. EU decisions trumps national law. EU is putting together laws that will place national armies and police under EU control.

For use against the citizenry when they protest.

Soviet Union 2.0, only more corrupt and more incompetent.

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Think Pres Trump is supporter of Bioweapons industry - so not a threat. WEF / WHO do not want scientist and researched individuals back in mass. Musk, a WEF academy grad, may play along unless Schwab and CO can be put to pasture

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