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Oh I needed that this morning. Thank you.

This is my face diaper. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My face diaper is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must fail at my pathetic life. Without me, my face diaper is useless. Without my face diaper, I am useless. I must wear my face diaper true. I must wear it tighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must sneeze at him before he sneezes at me. I will. Before Fauci I swear this creed: my face diaper and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our filthy smiling enemy. We are the saviors of my life and the life of Grandpas everywhere. So be it, until there is no virus, but healthy filthy masks on every child. Amen.

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The beatings will continue until morale improves…

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Lol never mind the fact that masks don't prevent the spread of viruses and were never designed to. It's astounding to me how normalized this behavior has become. It's actually terrifying. People just waltz around with them on as if it's routine. Like putting your shoes and socks on in the morning. COVER THAT SNOUT!

People who wear them 24/7 blindly complying with ridiculous mandates are weak-minded, ignorant to actual science, and frankly, idiotic. So, when is it okay to take them off? When daddy government tells you that you can? I severely underestimated the collective IQ of the average individual. As in, it's really, REALLY low.

There are countless studies about mask efficacy and it all points to them being wildly ineffective to a downright complete waste of time. Heck, it's common sense. How exactly is a medical mask going to stop a nanoscopic particle? It's not. Ever. This is all about fear and tricking people into thinking they too can be immortal if they'd just. mask. up. In your heart of hearts, deep down in the pit of your soul, you'd have to think that surely one must adhere to logic and common sense, right? Nope. MASK UP! In fact, double up!! That'll surely stop the spread.

Have people once stopped and thought that "Hey, we've been complying and wearing these face diapers for almost 2 years now and they haven't done a single f'ing thing?" Nope, more virtue signaling. Heck, even some of the workers in stores I've talked to know it's bullsh*t.

And don't even get me started on vaccines.

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This Covid pandemic is accompanied by a hidden mind degeneration pandemic, affecting feeble minds like Dr Landon's.

Not only do they spout nonsense, they sprawled a whole army of fact checkers, who outright lie while pretending to "give facts", givin gcover for censorship.

I higlight last week's vacine failure report in the UK and I expose one of the fact checkers trying to suppress UKHSA data.

https://igorchudov.substack.com/p/uk-death-protection-accelerates-downward

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Same as "it's voluntary but if people don't comply we'll have to coerce them into taking it" for the "vaccine".

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You know what kind of regime you live in when everybody has to pretend that complete gibberish makes sense?

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I live in Salem Oregon. Walking distance from Governor Kate Brown’s mansion and I never wear a mask anywhere in any establishment. No one gives me a second look or even mentions a word to me about being maskless. I’m done with this bullshit and I will never comply! Also I will never ever be injected with this abomination!!!

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I am beginning to understand those who go off and attack anyone who tells them to don a mask.

Madness.

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It's sort of perversely true. Once we admit that we are slaves who must do whatever the 'leaders' say, including muzzling ourselves on command, the elites will know they have won.

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Masks and booster shots forever. I cannot believe this is an effect of incompetence. This must hide something else...

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Said the little foot soldier for the authoritarians...

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A bit off topic...This morning I heard a physician advising that he understood how parents could be concerned about vaccinating children what with the sample size being small but the good news is that 1MM have been vaccinated and there are no reported adverse effects. He then went on to say that he could see waiting to see what happens around Thanksgiving when the second dose is given as there is some concern about the second dose. I can't help but wonder if parents were asked to sign a release or an acknowledgement of being in a live clinical trial with no recourse to the maker. This is absurd.

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Thus why I've never worn one. Once. Survived social scrutiny - no problem. Get tough people, this ain't going away on its own. Stop complying, it's really not that hard.

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This is why I moved from Chicago in June 2020.

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What's the problem? Our leadership has been very clear with their guidance ushering us plebes through these scary times;

Dr. Fauci, 60 Minutes, Mask Not Effective https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRa6t_e7dgI

The Fauci Flip-Flop

https://rumble.com/vm0wp7-the-great-fauci-flip-flop.html

NIH Director Admits Child Mask Rules Are Based On Anecdotes, Not Data https://thefederalist.com/2021/08/17/nih-director-francis-collins-admits-masking-rules-for-kids-are-based-on-rare-anecdotes-not-data/

'It's not smart!' Fauci slams images of maskless fans packed into college football stadiums in the midst of a COVID surge

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9967167/Fauci-reacts-packed-college-football-stadiums-dont-think-smart.html

10/30/2021 Florida has the lowest COVID-19 case rate in the country. They did it without vaccine mandates, without mask mandates in school and with no restrictions on businesses.

https://nypost.com/2021/10/28/florida-gov-ron-desantis-has-shown-how-to-handle-covid-19/

@KanekoaTheGreat

May; CDC director says mask turnaround based solely on science https://www.clickondetroit.com/health/2021/05/16/cdc-director-defends-decision-to-ditch-masks/

“I’m delivering the science as the science is delivered to the medical journals. And it evolved," CDC Director Rochelle Walensky said on FOX News Sunday. “I deliver it as soon as I can when we have that information available.”

"Under the new guidelines released last week, fully vaccinated people — those who are two weeks past their final dose of a COVID-19 vaccine — can quit wearing masks outdoors in crowds and in most indoor settings and give up social distancing."

July 27, 2021; Reporter: “You said if you are fully vaccinated, you no longer need to wear a mask.”

Biden: “No I didn’t say that.”

Ummm.....

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1469725/joe-biden-snaps-back-reporter-covid-briefing-new-surge-pandemic-unvaccinated-ont

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Hmm. Sounds like an incredibly brilliant thinker ... or, more probably not.

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Unintentionally revealing of the purpose of masks. They are used to fulfill the mandate. That is all.

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A dystopia for freedom loving critical thinkers but a veritable utopia for hall monitors now running amok!

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Tell fat boy Pritzker to do 1 pullup

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Gatito has no reason to be fearful of what some of the more enlightened humans call the Mask Paradox. It's completely illogical but we just need to follow along and don't ask questions.

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We are all forced to wear masks in my blue state. Hate/detest it. Hardly ever go in public anymore because I just can't stand to wear them. Feel like I can't breathe. They don't work but our imbecile governor thinks he's king; all the dumb Dems who run this one-party state (and sit on our state's supreme court) have all drank the same Koolaid. Can't wait to move!

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WTF? That is all I can say. I asked at my kids private school, what is the plan to descale mask regulations, walk back, etc. They said there isn't one.

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This is another example of the half-assery that Americans now accept in their lives... which has to stop. I recall a past life where this statement would have been ridiculed to the point that the 'professional' uttering it would have thought twice before gifting us with their profound vision.

We've entered a phase of reduced expectations in society. Have fun with this in Engineering... "the time when we're going to not have to worry about bridges collapsing and planes dropping from the sky is going to be around the time when we just accept that sometimes, they do."

Pro tip: no, they really don't. We have the ability and technology to keep them up. We're losing the will to demand it.

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No no, this won't do at all. Come out from under the couch and blow this guy up.

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Well, Gov Pritzker can f off and get an education. Keep his mask fetish for the bedroom.

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Emma Woodhouse on Twitter loves to put the screws to Drs. Landon, Arwady, and Ezike here in Shitcago, Hellinois.

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No truth. Just talk, talk, talk and while we talk the madmen make it worse.

Here's some truth:

The Virus isn't so bad. We are Human Beings. We MUST live with viruses and we can and DO.

All the Govt measures have made the whole thing MUCH, MUCH worse.

And here's some more:

Don't talk about the Vaccines: talk about the IMMUNE system.

All the vaccines in the world will not kill a single virus particle.

Got it? No Vaccine EVER killed a single virus particle.

None. Never. Ever.

Your IMMUNE system does it.

Vaccines PRETEND to be an enemy so that your IMMUNE system will start fighting NOW.

That's all.

You must know that and think that way so that you can get it straight:

The IMMUNE system is what it is all about.

So HELP your IMMUNE system.

Give your IMMUNE system strength.

Don't prod it into action with a DIRTY stick that brings its own evil.

Don't keep prodding and prodding and prodding....

If you will LOOK at your IMMUNE system you'll see what it needs and can use to help itself fight.

Like: Vitamin D, sunshine, Zinc, friends, happiness, Ivermectin, Hydroxychloroquine, NAC, quercetin, optimism, health, energy, company of friends, love, feeling of empowerment, free breathing and many more: ALL the things your GOVT PROHIBITS.

YOU and your IMMUNE system will protect your health.

NOT your govt and a vaccine. NO.

Stop kicking the crap out your IMMUNE system with a dirty boot and HELP it.

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The only place I ever wear one is at the doctors office because it is impossible to find another who is not wearing one also. Which really irks me since of all people they should know better since they’ve gone to MEDICAL school where I assume they still teach about the nature of virus. I do walk in without one and when they ask me if I have a mask I reply that I don’t own one. They reluctantly have to provide me one. I always wondered how intelligent people feel for nazi propaganda. I know have my answer.

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not i said the chica malo

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Also gonna wear masks when chain link fences provide protection from mosquitos.

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Am I the only one who wants to drop the f bomb on a minute by minute basis?

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If masks did what Landon thinks they do, then they would be treated as biohazardous material and you'd see little red canisters on every street corner and in every establishment everywhere.

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Masks not required where I live here in the South but many people still wear them out of fear.

The kicker will be: Will Biden's OSHA rule survive court challenge? If it does, the plan is to mask the unvaccinated forever.

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And we will stop dying once we’re dead.

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No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.

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Where do they find the stupidest people to be official spokesmen? As Moe Howard of the Three Stooges clearly stated, “Who Said You Need Brains To Be A Plumber”.

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Actually seems entirely accurate. It's all about compliance, not science.

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The beatings will continue until your attitude changes…

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Pfaucisms are alive and well.

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WTF does that MEAN even? holy hellinoise!

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I don’t worry about wearing masks.

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Huh?

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The ink on Dr Landon's Certificate of Compliance is still drying...please don't read it too carefully...he's not a very good speller.

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“The beatings will continue

until morale is up.”

Boss

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Never wearing a mask ever.

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Seen elsewhere, something I wish I had seen or thought of 18 months ago:

"Wearing a mask to reduce viral load is similar to getting shot in the head with 2 bullets instead of 10, will I be 80% less dead?"

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USA Southern Red state… rarely see a mask anywhere. You know they don’t work, right?

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that just hurts my head!

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This template construction is pretty meaningless and the proof is by substitution of basically anything negative about lefty civilization the modern psyche notices and see how it holds up. "I think honestly for most people the time when we're going to not have to worry about [inserted concern] anymore is going to be around about the time when they just accept that sometimes they have to [tolerate inserted concern]." Take it out for a spin: try "gas prices," or "prosecutorial misconduct," or "racial violence," or "corrupt institutions," or "deceptive media," or "terrorist teachers," or "hyperinflation," or "Chinese bioweapons," or "election fraud," or .....I could go on. Now try it with anything vaguely right and see how socially acceptable it becomes to Tw***er mobs. Try "Trump re-election," or "tax cuts," or "parental control," or "election integrity," or "Chinese scientist deportations," or "DeSantis policies," etc. It doesn't. :)

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mmm ... No.

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